Loyalty Points!!

Welcome to Hump of the Week!

I have travelled to Hell and back today.

I got my fingers burnt on the return journey!

This week can't get any worst? Can it?

Oh, yes it's Friday 13th in 2 days!!!!

My humour helped me out at JOB 3

I had been talking about how many Loyalty points

I had racked up at Lovehoney to a co-worker.

He was grabbing his chest (I thought I may have to perform on CPR on him)

His response was:

"Loyalty points at Lovehoney?? I think I may have cracked a rib from laughing too much!!"

 

Taking The Piss....

Woo hoo it's 3 jobs Tuesday.

Diced with death twice by 2 shifts of Job 1.

I might have to attach a blue light to the top of my lolly stick.

Then there won't be NO EXCUSE that they can't see me!

Got compliments, saying how funny I am.

From the children while doing Job 2.

While attempting to do Job 3,

I walked into the men's toilet (to clean it),

The door was unlocked.

I disturbed a man taking a piss......

A quick exit was needed...

 

The Panda Did It....Honest!

Welcome to Monday.

Back on the wobbly work wheel (I groan)

I have had to put up with the wind, light rain, and bad drivers!

And that's just being outside doing Job 1!!!

Good job these Vitamin C tablets are working...just!

Upon returning to the Pink Princess from Job 2.

I see a Fiat Panda kissing my Pink Princess's ARSE!

Not good, as she now has a red permanent mark on her bumper

To remind me of her encounter with a Panda!

 

Baa Baa Black Sheep.....

Woo hoo it's Sunday again.

Time to the Food shopping!!

Aldi shopping spent £22.22

Waitrose shopping spent £21 on 33 items.

Lots of reduced food and a free coffee.

I even had time to enter the Waitrose's Christmas Tree Topper competition..

I didn't enter a cake into the Cake International Baking Show at the NEC this year.

Didn't have the funds or the ideas.

2 years ago I entered a cake with Shaun the Sheep and Friends in Fancy Dress!

 

 

Counting The Pennies....

Saturday has yielded different results.

Scooped up all the loose change in the house to get this week's food shopping.

Grand total £36.60

We finally cut off the three long branches off our Apple Tree.

The sky dish survived....just!

Yodel Delivery Firm didn't deliver our Gousto order,

It was delivered somewhere where there was a porch!

Looks like beans on toast for us tonight!!!

Enjoyed A Threesome x

At last it's Friday!

Made it out alive during the first shift of JOB 1

Got home, slipped on the pinny.

Now for a gentle play with Henry the Hoover.

Then Kenny the Kenwood joined in too!

Chocolate and Fudge cupcakes were baked.

Followed by a Indulgent Chocolate Torte.

Pinny off.

Dodging traffic on the second shift of JOB 1

No road rage incidents to report.

Now to try out a cupcake....

 

Stop Means Stop!

Another day another dollar..

I had a lovely morning sipping coffee at Webb's in Wychbold.

Now to do my second shift at Job 1.

It was raining heavily.

It was getting dark.

One van driver didn't understand the word Stop.

When he did finally stop, he was jamming his finger to his head.

Telling me I was a nutter for stopping him.

I pointed to the word STOP on my lolly stick.

Two road rage incidents in a week.....

I have high hopes there won't be third...