Domestic Goddess

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Friday 13 January 2017

Not Having Much Luck Today!

...Welcome to Friday 13th.
It was time for the thermal knickers to come out...
The snow came in,
Larry loved it...
 Nearly lost my hat and lollipop in the windy and snowy conditions
By the afternoon, it had all gone....
While doing the second part of Job 1.
I had to experience a bad case of Friday Madness.
I was crossing the road to stop the traffic,
When two school girls ran out ahead me into the road.
"Get back on the pavement" I bellowed at them.
They were two seconds away from being hit by a bus.....
Once I finished,
I got down and kissed the pavement....


Thursday 12 January 2017

Itchy Left Hand Means Trouble...

There is a forecast of some light snow later..
I'm ready for it and so is Larry.
Made homemade Lasagna for tea.
A few days ago my left hand was itching...
(That normally means - pay out on Larry or something...)
Well it died on us while we were watching "The Simpsons".

We are using our telly from our bedroom.
Now what we were going to do in our bedroom without the telly????

Wednesday 11 January 2017

It Wasn't Just The Beans....

Woke up to find Wild Windy Wednesday!
Trying to keep hold off my hat and lollipop!
I had to wait in for the Plumber to add a part to my 11 year old boiler.
So back to writing the new book...
My Dougal hairstyle is growing at a faster rate.
So, off to the hairdressers for a fringe cut this weekend...✂
(No coconut style cut ,number 1.
Just yet, as it far too cold for that!)
We are supposed to be having some snow at about the same time I do Job 1 in the afternoon....tomorrow
Fun in the snow......Not! 

 

Tuesday 10 January 2017

Isn't That???

I hope today was going to be alot better.
For part one of Job 1
I nearly took a windscreen of green car that failed to stop..
Collected my new glasses.
 Saved some money by having teacake and coffee at  home.
I watching a really interesting film at my dad's this afternoon..↓
My dad swore he went to the cinema to watch it when it first came out....
I pointed out, he was only 12 months old when it was released.
(sound of a back pedal coming up)
He meant the Tony Curtis 1952 film:↓
Yesterday I saw the actor, 
Robert Strauss in the film:↓
I made the observation that he appeared in a really good film I had watched at my dad's countless of times.....↓
My dad just rolled his eyes.....



Monday 9 January 2017

Banging Of The Gums Again

After a hard night of hot,sweaty passion,
I was ready for Monday.
The first part of Job 1,
carried on from Friday.
Cars going under my lollipop stick,
And going around it,
 to avoid stopping.
 It was chaos, bedlam with a bit of Monday Madness thrown in.
Finished in one piece!
Now for coffee....

2rd part of Job 1.
Heavy rain, and they had to come out again.
Monday Madness carried on.
One parent of a blue Zafria drives and parks on the Zig Zags in front of me. 
Then as I was in the middle of the road crossing the kids over,
She started to rev her engine very loudly.
I made her wait a bit longer for that!!
Gets back on the pavement, her gums are banging loudly.
My saying thank you and putting my hand up to her for stopping.
Went down like a lead balloon.
Roll on tomorrow for more fun....
 


 

Sunday 8 January 2017

Got To Keep It Up...

Made the most of this Sunday,
Lie in, quick play with the gear stick and a cup of tea.
Took Larry out for a quick ride.
Done food shopping, and picked up a new TV for James
Off to drop some items at our local tip
Back on with writing book 7...
I heard Peter Sarstedt had died :(
He has two famous brothers:
(picture of the three Sarstedt brothers from
 Back on the wobbly work wheel tomorrow....
 

Saturday 7 January 2017

Keep It Coming....

How to enjoy my Saturday?
  1. Lie in
  2. Play with gear stick
  3. tea in bed
 Kids woke up. 
(More play with gear stick later)
School shoes bought for my youngest son,
(Didn't fit, had to sent them back.)
A gifted second hand television we had for Christmas 
(stopped working :()
Looking now for a reasonable priced TV
Planning what we are giving up for
 this year's Lent:
One son = Turning Vegetarian
One son = No chocolate
Hubby and I = Cake & Chocolate (again)
Now to make the most ... 
 

Friday 6 January 2017

Wet & Moist In 2017

Grabbing hold onto this Friday Feeling....
It's wasn't too cold for the first shift of Job 1.
One van had 2 choices...
Stop or his windscreen be smashed.
He stopped 
(good lad)
There was more chaos, bedlam, & madness for the first shift.
 Played with a screwdriver when I got home..
 Rain came down for second part of Job 1.
First appearence of 2017 for.... 
 Now to enjoy more Friday Feeling with hubby....
 

Thursday 5 January 2017

Freezing My Brass Monkeys Off.

I needed my thermal knickers today.
Larry had to be scraped...
2 hats, 2 pairs of gloves, and 2 scarves for doing Job 1.
Not many Tank drivers this morning.
Added a new sticker to Larry....
After completing 3 jobs..
The roller boots were red hot...
Now to put my feet up,
Getting ready for the Feel Good Friday.... 

Wednesday 4 January 2017

Pulling At The Thong...

Hump of the week time...
Back to work for me,
Back to school for our kids.
Nice to meet up  with some of the parents.
One dad was yanking at his jeans (right leg)
I asked him:
"Are you trying to pull at your thong???"
Then a nice blush appeared.
When he told his wife later on.
She  burst out laughing
Plus:
 
 First parent of 2017 attempted to park on the zig zags lines.
Until I walked over, and pointed out he wasn't supposed to be on them.
He moved....
(He might be the first, but he won't be the last)
Thermal knickers going on tomorrow....
Minus 7c tonight.
Are we going to see a lot of Tank drivers tomorrow??
 

Tuesday 3 January 2017

Blowing The Dust Off The Wheels

Last day of freedom for me..
I had eyes looked at yesterday,
Now for my gnashers (teeth)
In a few months, I will be losing 2 more teeth.
I did tell the Dentist, hope her room is soundproofed......
I tend to scream alot....when my teeth get pulled...out
Blew the dust of the roller skates, all ready for tomorrow...





 

Monday 2 January 2017

"My Name isTallulah."

Made the most of hubby before he goes back to work tomorrow.
 Had a trial run of getting up early as was off to have my eyes tested.
More glasses needed...👀
 When I saw the pink bra↑↑
It reminded me of...
 Larry got some new lettering....
Not long to go before:

I go back on the wobbly
W**r wheel....💀👿😈 
 
 

Sunday 1 January 2017

It's Took Ages, Now It's Here...

After celebrating the arrival of 2017 into the early morning...
We went to bed (sober) but tired..
When we finally rose....
We enjoyed our first cup of tea of 2017..
Christmas decorations were took down.
One of my New Years Resolutions was to write more.
As well as writing 2 daily blogs.
 Now finally finished book 6 of the saga!
One certain hubby proof read it
 (blushing along the way)
Uploaded to Amazon for Kindle.
Be able to buy it tomorrow.
Going to make the most of hubby, as it won't be long before he goes back to work!