Once Upon A Time...

It's been 3 jobs Tuesday...

Took off the roller skates..

Getting some ideas for my new book..

The 4th Sleepily Village Mysteries  Kindle book.

It will be available to download off Amazon soon.

My other 4 Kindle books can be downloaded too.

Sleepily Village Mysteries 1

Sleepily Village Mysteries 2

Sleepily Village Mysteries 3

The Diary of Unloved,Sex-Starved Wife.

My husband read the first Chapter,and blushed!

 I must be doing something right ;P

 

 

In Need Of Some Batteries....

It's Monday, the final week of work and school.

Typical it has to rain....

This morning I went off to Webbs for a coffee and cake.

I dropped in a Birthday card and Birthday present.

The lucky person will have hours of fun with the present!

I didn't help I forget to enclose the batteries...

Not Quite A Coconut....

It's Sunday once more.

Thanked my hubby for the flowers this morning,

By jumping on him.....

My fringe is far too long, and I have to keep flicking it out of my eyes.

I have been tempted to get it all shaved off, to have a number 1 hairstyle.

But my dad moans I look like a coconut and it's not very ladylike!

Doing anything to stop my dad from moaning....

So the head of hair stops for a while....

And I look like a L-A-D-Y

So had the hair trimmed, but still has the 1970's sideburns!

Handle With Care

It's a lovely sunny Saturday.

I had a bouquet of flowers off hubby( he's after something,nudge nudge,wink wink!)

We packed a picnic and headed off in my Money Pit (car) to Packwood House 

They had lovely gardens,styled hedges,and

Large house to look around.

On the way back, I got my free Waitrose coffee and magazine.

 I will Handle my hubby with lots of care later ;P

 

Sweat And Tears

Woo hoo it's Friday at last!

Last day on the work wheel...

I was walking everywhere, as the Money Pit (car) was having work done.

When I finally got to pick her up.

I said to the Mechanic,"There are sweat and tears on that money!".

Now I will be sitting on my hands for the week,

As I haven't got any money now to spend at all ;(

Now to tuck into the cake I made this morning ;/

Something Warm between My Thighs...

Today I have put on my frilly apron.

I have played with my mate Henry the Hoover.

My Dining room looked like a bomb had gone off in there.

Bits of paper, double sided tape, then norm, when card making is involved!

Now its nice and tidy....

The Money Pit (Pink Princess) has gone back in for more work to be done.

So it's back to walking everywhere tomorrow

Now to start on my takeaway Chinese meal before it goes cold...

A Little Sprinkle Of Sarcasm Works Wonders...

Welcome to the Hump of The Week.

I had to click fingers with some new parents (It's Transition Day)

As they didn't realise I was there to cross them over the road.

I got praised for doing a good job(of keeping alive) and crossing the kids over the very busy road.

The second job I had to put up with Chocolate Teapots once again.

I was being bossed,back-stabbed, and spoken down too.

Gave a bit of overdue Sarcasm back,felt better for it ;P