Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Saturday 14 November 2015

Time For The Rabbit To Come Out ;P

Woo hoo Saturday once more...
Picked up a lovely 5 floor Hamster cage for Ruby the hamster (good deed)
Then off to the WRE in Worcester.
More lovely craft crap for me!( good deed)
Dropped off two boxes of books to Books For Free shop in Droitwich (good deed)
Raided Waitrose for reduced food, and free coffee.
We just got back before it started to get dark.
Front door shut, heating on.
Time for the purple rabbit onesie to come out!!




Friday 13 November 2015

LIFE GOES ON!

Welcome to Friday 13th.
I enjoyed a half price breakfast with hubby at Webb's.
Visited my late mum's grave with some roses.
As it would have been her 71st Birthday today.
The black cloud has now lifted.(As you can gather)
I am so happy I won't have to put up with the
 backstabbing two-faced bitches in the future.
As I have a one way ticket to another planet ;)
 

Thursday 12 November 2015

Behind The Painted Smile

Woo hoo Thursday once more,
Dark clouds have descended upon me.
My trip to Hell yesterday didn't help
My Kalm tablets have been helping a lot.
So I had to paint a smile on my face.
Feeling a little better, as making most of the hubby tomorrow,
As he has got the day off!!
So I making the most of him for a whole 6 hours!! 


Wednesday 11 November 2015

Loyalty Points!!

Welcome to Hump of the Week!
I have travelled to Hell and back today.
I got my fingers burnt on the return journey!
This week can't get any worst? Can it?
Oh, yes it's Friday 13th in 2 days!!!!
My humour helped me out at JOB 3
I had been talking about how many Loyalty points
I had racked up at Lovehoney to a co-worker.
He was grabbing his chest (I thought I may have to perform on CPR on him)
His response was:
"Loyalty points at Lovehoney?? I think I may have cracked a rib from laughing too much!!"
 

Tuesday 10 November 2015

Taking The Piss....

Woo hoo it's 3 jobs Tuesday.
Diced with death twice by 2 shifts of Job 1.
I might have to attach a blue light to the top of my lolly stick.
Then there won't be NO EXCUSE that they can't see me!
Got compliments, saying how funny I am.
From the children while doing Job 2.
While attempting to do Job 3,
I walked into the men's toilet (to clean it),
The door was unlocked.
I disturbed a man taking a piss......
A quick exit was needed...

 

Monday 9 November 2015

The Panda Did It....Honest!

Welcome to Monday.
Back on the wobbly work wheel (I groan)
I have had to put up with the wind, light rain, and bad drivers!
And that's just being outside doing Job 1!!!
Good job these Vitamin C tablets are working...just!
Upon returning to the Pink Princess from Job 2.
I see a Fiat Panda kissing my Pink Princess's ARSE!
Not good, as she now has a red permanent mark on her bumper
To remind me of her encounter with a Panda!
 

Sunday 8 November 2015

Baa Baa Black Sheep.....

Woo hoo it's Sunday again.
Time to the Food shopping!!
Aldi shopping spent £22.22
Waitrose shopping spent £21 on 33 items.
Lots of reduced food and a free coffee.
I even had time to enter the Waitrose's Christmas Tree Topper competition..
I didn't enter a cake into the Cake International Baking Show at the NEC this year.
Didn't have the funds or the ideas.
2 years ago I entered a cake with Shaun the Sheep and Friends in Fancy Dress!