Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Tuesday 24 January 2017

Watch Out For The Sex Bomb!

Woke up to pea soup fog.
Driving to work was bad enough!
Now to work in it.
One yellow car drove around my lollypop stick instead of stopping...
 Then off to a Garden centre.
 Larry was looking at the artificial grass. He much prefers the real stuff....
↓Found the ideal scene of Winter...↓
The Mocha coffee didn't even touch the sides.....

Monday 23 January 2017

Keep It Coming #2

If hubby thought there was not going to be any more play time..
(He was sadly wrong.....)
Yet more play of the gear stick to be had...
(He looked so tired afterwards,
 shame.....)
I had another day of Monday Madness from part one of Job 1
Parents don't understand NOT to park on the Zig Zags lines....
Time to roll my eyes again...
I avoided getting run over by some cars towards the end of part 2 of Job 1
 I just kissed the pavement when I got finished.
 I am so glad I survived in one piece!


Sunday 22 January 2017

The Well Is Now Empty!

I couldn't keep my warm hands off my  hubby....
(More play of the Gear stick)
His well is now truly empty....
 I had to visit the Opticians yet again,
If I can't get on with these glasses in the next 7 days...
 They are going back....
Visited two garden centres....
Had a coffee
and
 Then onto the next garden centre.
It was overrun by Santas!

 

Saturday 21 January 2017

Once Is Never Enough...

Made the most of a warm hubby in these cold temperatures
(He thought we were going to have one play with his gear stick)
Having a break with a cuppa.
Ding Ding 🔔🔔
Round 2
(More Gear stick play)
 ↑Now to move onto coffee...↑
(Need something to keep awake, after all this hot, sweaty, exercise!)
He couldn't get away from me playing foot whoopie in the Library...
 Might have to let him have a rest tonight....

 

Practice Makes Perfect......

Welcome to Feel Good Friday.
Thermal knickers were put back on..
Larry had to have a good scrape.....
 I was given "The Look" back by one parent,
After I gave her "The Look" for parking on the zig zag lines.
More chaos,madness and bedlam for the first part of Job 1.
Back to the Opticians, 
and forgot to bring my new glasses!
Enjoyed just a coffee to keep out of the cold.
 Needed try out some more sex acts for the new book...
My victim (hubby) was more than willing to help out.....
 

Thursday 19 January 2017

Shake,Shake, Shake #4

I took Larry out for a nice ride to Sainsburys today
Won't be shopping in there too regularly
(too expensive!)
 (Something to take away the pain!)
I needed to find if a particular part of Larry's to see if it is easy to find and fit.
Had a hour of trying to find how to fit the part of YouTube
(No luck there)
I had a look under the bonnet
It looks like another trip to the garage.
Now to shake the little green bag of coins to pay for it.....
 
 

Wednesday 18 January 2017

Wearing Out The Battery.....

Welcome to Hump of The Week,
I survived the madness of part one of Job 1
Off to enjoy my Webbs Experience.
(So I thought)
No wet parking for Larry, it was blocked off :(
So I had to squeeze Larry into a space on the car park instead...
 At the moment Webbs are having a refurb.
No full English breakfast being served :(
No Toast :(
Or Toasted tea cakes :(
So it was just coffee to wet my pallate with..
By the time I got to my dad's,
My voice battery was half charged
 (my fault for talking too much)
The soup I had for dinner, didn't touch the sides...
Time to look somewhere else for coffee and toast....