Time To Stock Up On The Adult Toys

While my ex-husband had our kids for a few hours.

It was time to spoil myself and current hubby.

First we had a tea for two at M&S.

Then it was time to stock up on our toys in Ann Summers.

The Sale helped.

Had a play with some of the toys.

Some toys were well eye watering....

Stocked up on the Lube (always need lube ;p)

Who is going to win the gold medal tonight?

 

Things That Go Bump In The Night!

Not long now before 2016 is here.

I had a email from Waitrose about half price champagne and spirits

Sorry love I don't drink alcohol,I'm ...tea-total!!

The only spirits I have here, is the ones that go bump in the night!

Only yesterday about 6.15am. (While I was in bed)

 I heard the kitchen tap being turned on.

Then as I was about to explore the noise,

 I heard the microwave door being slammed shut.

Down I went with the 12 bore, 

Got into the kitchen no one there!

The same ghost that threw a heavy box of cake equipment to the floor last November.

As long as it doesn't want a threesome, it can carry on exploring my kitchen!

 

A Bit Too Much Of Huff & Puff...

Woo hoo it's Bank Holiday Monday.

I got up 2 hours before anyone else.

Wrote more of book 6 of Sleepily Village Mysteries.

We finally went to Lakeland to pick up my Internet order.

Popped into Waitrose for my free coffee.

Loads of reduced food went into my trolley.

A couple were huffing & puffing about how much we had...

I just smiled and sipped my free coffee.

In the end I had £10 off, £27 for 40 items.

Now to tuck into that lovely reduced food....

Keep The Love Coming....

Woo hoo it's Sunday.

Nice bit of love and cuppa in bed.

Washed and dried the ever flowing blond locks of mine.

Had a lunchtime meal at Nando's with my family.

I visited and gave my late mum a lovely heart shaped wreath.

 Going to break open my new box of adult toys later.

Best to warm up my hands......

 

Homer Did It....Honest!

I have reached Boxing Day.

Try to do little as possible.

No chance!!!

Tidied up our boudoir of a bedroom.

 Then moved onto our Dining room.

A best jam jar got broke, with the help of Homer

Ate more Turkey, (Gobble Gobble) in some sandwiches.

Nearly finished eating the turkey.

Now to sip some Shloer

and watch Shaun the Sheep: The Farmer's Llamas 

 

Making The Most Of Xmas!

Woo hoo Christmas Day is finally here.

Unwrapped the presents.

Made Christmas Dinner.

My dad joined in the fun!

Still sober (2 year anniversary of being tea-total)

Having some fun with the Lego on my Xmas Cake.

Hulk realised he turned down the only chance of Nookie he could have had on Christmas Day!

"Pie Mr Hulk?" Asked Mrs Santa.

"Can I have what Santa had please?"

Hope you all have a Happy Christmas! 

 

Shame It Missed!

One day to go...

I left out painkillers (for Santa's back), mince pie, and a pint glass of Brandy!

The Santa hat has been out and about!

 Trying to do the Big Tidy Up.

Henry the hoover came out for a play.

He accidentally knocked the DVD rack,

DVDs came tumbling down on top of me.

The only DVD that didn't hit me was..

"Shame"