Up Before The Crack......

I lay in bed at 4.30am, listening to my hubby snoring.

"That's it !" I said, I got up 5 minutes later.

Dressed, armed with a strong cup of coffee,

I had breakfast, and was ready for work.

The hamsters wanted to come out,

So 2 of the 3 went into their balls.

Kissed a sleeping hubby, and into the dark I went.

From 8.30am, it hasn't stopped raining.

Got wet doing second and third job!

The sun came out before the last shift,

So that saved me wearing my green wellies...

On a more positive note,

Woo Hoo

I have sold two more copies of my book

"The Diary Of An Unloved, Sex-Starved wife!"

 

Licking The Strawberry....

Woo hoo it's Sunday once more.

As normal,I took full advantage of a sleeping hubby ;)

I visited two, yes TWO branches of Waitrose today.

Got loads of reduced food from both of them.

My younger son picked up a reduced item and asked:

"What is this for?"

"Oh to make your mum very happy!"

In the trolley it went.

Let's hope tomorrow, no one asks:

 "Who's been playing with the Strawberry?"

 

The Steam Coming Off The Page!

Made the most of Saturday, and my husband!

We visited town, saw the fair, 

I decided my feet were stopping on the ground!

We visited Droitwich.

Gave some books into the Free Book Shop.

Found some Hot Hot Hot books.

Pity I have already got them, and practice on my hubby....

Visited Waitrose, for my free coffee.

Then back home to practice on hubby with my warm hands!

 

Get Down Tonight....

Woo hoo it's Friday once more.

I have now got off the wobbly work wheel until Monday.

The alarm will be made redundant for 2 days.

Now I make full use of husband....

I don't know who will be more tired after this weekend.

I have to get rid of my sexual frustration somehow,

So out comes the adult box of toys,gimp suit, and a small orange (vitamin C for hubby).

Now to warm up my hands....

Plenty of Shake,Shake Shake

It's Thursday once more.

I have 2 jobs instead of 3 today.

So making the most of the time available.

I had a little play with Henry the hoover.

Did lots of Shake,Shake Shake with Shake and Vac.

So my house is looking nice and smells nice too.

I made the mistake of sitting on the settee,

Soon I was asleep..Zzzzzz

I have to be careful, as my late mum once said of my sleeping habits:

"I could fall asleep on a washing line....."

At least I get 8 hours sleep a night...

In bed,or on the settee, or on a washing line!

 

Getting Up Before The Sun Actually Comes Up

Welcome to Hump of The Week!

It's been a week of getting up early to do job 4.

At least the place looks tidy and smells nice.

So I must be doing a good job!

I was already to watch "The Great British Bake Off" in bed.

Got past 8;30pm, and off to Zzz I went.

At least I kept the bed warm for hubby when he got back from his snooker practice!

No Time For No More Jobs!

I had a better day today.

No troublesome alarms,

Got on with my 4 jobs.

I wore my green wellies all ready for the downpour.

Instead, the sun came out ;/

Great!

Had a job rejection letter.

At the moment with these 4 jobs I am doing,

I am too tired, and no time left for job number 5.

The roller boots can only take so much....