Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Wednesday 12 August 2015

Big Plates Of Meat!

Today I have been making the most of the sunshine,
Plenty of hump for Hump Of The Week!
First off was to find some bargains in Bromsgrove,
Then off to Droitwich to do the same.
Got my free coffee from Waitrose.
Their new seating area is going to be called The Grazing Area???
Will I hear lots of moos when it opens??? 
It's now time to buy new school uniform
As my sons have big feet,
Aged 10 (size 8 adult) and Aged 11 (size 9 adult)
They might have to wear shoe boxes come the start of the school next month!
 

Tuesday 11 August 2015

Using my Warm Hands...

Today, I have been having loads of fun!!!
I played with Henry the Hoover,
Danced with mop while I moped the floor.
Even chilled in my garden in the lovely sunshine.,
listening to the birds sing.
Done a healthy tea
Spinach, red onion, garlic, ginger, with mince.
All wrapped in a warm wholemeal tortilla wrap.
 Now to use my warm hands on my ever willing hubby ;P


 

Monday 10 August 2015

Oh No, The Rabbit's Packed Up :(

As normal on a Monday, I write a few chapters of my new book.
I get horny, and I jump on my hubby as soon as he comes home from work,
My poor rabbit has given up the ghost after 8 years...;(
Through the lean years and lots and lots of batteries..
Why you ask do I need a rabbit to help with my sex life???
Because my boiler takes ages to warm up, and 
the rabbit cuts the time in half....
I don't suffer from any cobwebs whatsoever....
Good job really, as they itch like crazy.... 
 

Sunday 9 August 2015

A Ticket To Ride ??

Woo hoo it's Sunday again.
Sun shining once again.
I woke my hubby from his slumber again ;p
We packed the cool box.
Out the door we went.
We visited Stoneleigh Park, to attend The Great British Craft Festival.
I stocked up on my craft crap.
Followed by a picnic.
Now to plan for the week ahead to keep the kids amused,
And to make the hubby even more tired ;P

 

Saturday 8 August 2015

Pink Cow Time!!

Woo hoo Saturday once more.
Enjoying the sunshine...
Got more cake books from my Library who were selling off excess books.
Had a take-away M&S mocha.
Then we went to Alcester to fetch the pink cow ( I spotted last week) from a Charity Shop.
I looked in Waitrose while hubby went cow hunting...
I actually DIDN'T have a free Waitrose coffee this time
(Bump, fall to the floor in shock!)
More Pink added to my Pink Princess car!




Friday 7 August 2015

Playing With The Sausage!

It's Friday once more.
I dug deep into my craft crap,
I made two cards.
One wedding and one Birthday.
this weekend.
My hubby is moaning he is well tired.
He is blaming work, I blame me...
Time for sausages for tea
First I had to prick them,
That brought back memories!
 

Thursday 6 August 2015

Game Of Love!

 It's Thursday once again.
I couldn't keep awake for hubby when he came home from Snooker last night :(
I however got to him this morning before he went to work ;)
I was telling a friend about my adult toy box.
It has a BIG padlock on the front.
I told him to try Lovehoney website...
I have applied for some Full-Time Jobs,
Just in time for the new school year.
I might give my hubby a rest tonight....
From the orange that is....