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Showing posts with label swearing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swearing. Show all posts

Tuesday 1 March 2016

Meets Another Potty Mouth!!

After such a good day yesterday.
Someone with a potty mouth came along and spoiled the morning.
I was waiting in the rain, wearing the green wellies, just before I was due to start JOB 1
He pulled up over the road. His daughter got out, she waited to cross.
I shouts over to her,"I don't start until 8.15am!"
He then gets of the car, swearing very loudly!
I told him the reason.
"Who's going to cross over my f****** daughter now then???"
I said,"Ring the Council, it you got a problem!"
He wasn't having any to it.
Lots of swears came from that Potty Mouth.
He drove off, and left me to face my first shift of the day in March getting wet!
 I did have a nice surprise off Tesco via Twitter.
I nominated myself for "Born on Feb 29th" competition on Monday.
I wasn't in when they tried to deliver on Monday.
So I had the nice surprise today instead!

 

Saturday 20 February 2016

How many F's and C's In Library????

I have one of those days, I wish I could drink alcohol!
So instead I suck on a cup of Horlicks instead!
I dropped off 3 boxes of books to the Free Book Shop.
Not much thanks only grumbles.
When we popped in later on,
They wanted me to take half of them back!
"I'm afraid, I got no room!" I replied.
We got some great bargains looking in the Charity Shops.
Went to rest our weary bones in the Library.
A man, then a woman sat opposite us.
She couldn't hold back the bad language. Lots of words starting with F and C.
I rounded up my kids, told them not to repeat any of those words they heard!
Went off to Waitrose for my free coffee,free magazine and lots of lovely reduced stuff.
Tonight, is my hubby's lucky night, my warm hands, and a wonderfully scented lube to use!