I Don't Do Floppy!

        Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Mae West

Welcome to my Tuesday 💪

Nice warm hug with brew.

Breakfast.

Gets kids up as they having the First injection of the Covid-19 vaccine.

I give hubby a sloppy wet 💋 before he goes to work.

Dressed.

We soon follow out of the door.

Gets the newspaper on the way. 

One son wanted me to go in with him while he has jab.

The woman on the door, say:

"His brother can go with him the same time as his jab."

"That's good, I won't hear the screams from my car,"I replied walking back to Sexy Beast.

"So we have to hear them then?"She replied.

A good 20 minutes they came out. Sore arms, but everything was fine.

Back home for a much needed coffee.

Does a bit of housework.

Now to plan for tonight's evening meal.

I need mushrooms and garlic!

Out again....

Gets some more nice room spray for the bathroom!

Plus a king size yellow sheet was in the sale :)

Got the bits I need for tonight's tea from  Lidl.

Back home.

Chops up the mushrooms, onions and garlic,

Then put it the pan for later.

Next was to water the garden.

I put the things back up on the wall by the front door.

(He can take them back off when he applies the second coat)

The paint has now come, so hopefully the second coat will be applied tonight 🤞

Light lunch time.

Now to get and write yesterday's blog post.

Tea at 3. 

I was doing my research on getting a embroidery machine.

Prices start from £500 to £5,000+....

There were some machines using Floppy discs..

I don't do Floppy!
 My search carries on...

I have booked tickets to go to The Creative Craft Show at the NEC in November.

It looks like the Cake Show is separate this year.

Never mind, I will drag hubby around to acquire yet more craft crap!

Hubby comes back for sloppy wet 😘

Tea is served!

Pasta with lots of garlic and mushrooms.

I had a quick look in the newspaper afterwards.

Mae West (born Mary Jane West) was an American stage and film actress, playwright, screenwriter, singer, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned over seven decades. She was known for her breezy sexual independence, and her lighthearted bawdy double entendres, often delivered in a husky contralto voice. She was active in vaudeville and on stage in New York City before moving to Los Angeles to pursue a career in the film industry. 

She would have been 128 years old 🎈

She died aged 87 in 1980. 

Robert  De Niro is an American actor, producer, and director. He is particularly known for his nine collaborations with filmmaker Martin Scorsese, and is the recipient of various accolades, including two Academy Awards, a Golden Globe Award, the Cecil B. DeMille Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award. In 2009, De Niro received the Kennedy Center Honor, and received a Presidential Medal of Freedom from U.S. President Barack Obama in 2016.

He is 78 years old 🎈 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

I watched one episode of:

I had some Sleep Tea.

Let's hope we see of the sun tomorrow on Hump Day 🐫

 

More Humpty Than Tumble!

 If it flies, floats or fucks, it's always cheaper to rent than to buy - Anon

 Welcome to my Saturday, not long to go until we go on holiday..🗼

As normal I woke up early.....

I enjoyed a brew before I started to write yesterday's blog post.

I listened to Sounds of the 60s while blogging, 

Once Sleeping Beauty rose from the warm pit.

I finished and published yesterday's blog post.

Now for warm hug, brew and breakfast.

Gets dressed.

Now to drop off son at work...

&

the other son to help out at the uniform bank. 

Now to town we go...

Parks in Car Park 4.

Cheeky Costa...

I then to go off to have my eyes tested....

I don't need new glasses \0/

That saved £150+

I buy a new dress to wear on holiday.

Found something to help with my worries...

Now to pick up son from work.

We were enjoying coffee and cake...

When suddenly a flock of loud mouthed crows entered the room....

One said to me as she walked into the room and called me: "Mr Tumble!".

Considering I was just sat there wearing a black flowing maxi dress with my red multi-coloured hat....

I don't look nothing like Mr Tumble

(as far I know!)

More like Humpty Dumpty!

They were being nasty to my son who served their drinks....

So reminds me of those horrible Stepford Wives I had to deal with at my kids's First School...

I just had to leave the room as my eye rolls was getting louder by the minute.

I said goodbye to Joe and Tracy and off home we went....

Gets home to find the shop had given me the wrong size dress!!!

It wasn't the same size that was on the clothes hanger..

Great, will have to change it when I get back!

Hubby went to pick up the other son from the uniform bank.

They nipped into Lidl to get tea for tonight.

I meanwhile had to pack my bags for the upcoming holiday...

Tea is served.

Quick look in the newspaper.

Geoffrey Lewis was an American character actor. He appeared in more than 200 films and television shows, and was principally known for his film roles alongside Clint Eastwood and Robert Redford. He typically portrayed villains or quirky characters. He played a bodyguard in the Jean-Claude van Damme film Double Impact. 

He would have been 86 years old 🎈 

He died aged 79 in 2015.

Jim Reeves  was an American country and popular music singer-songwriter. With records charting from the 1950s to the 1980s, he became well known as a practitioner of the Nashville sound. Known as "Gentleman Jim", his songs continued to chart for years after his death. Reeves died in the crash of his private airplane. He is a member of both the Country Music and Texas Country Music Halls of Fame.

He died on this day in 1964 aged 40

 

Sir Alan  Parker CBE  was an English filmmaker. His early career, beginning in his late teens, was spent as a copywriter and director of television advertisements. After about ten years of filming adverts, many of which won awards for creativity, he began screenwriting and directing films. 

He sadly died on this day in 2020 aged 76

Off to bed early, as we have a long ride to undertake tomorrow morning....

One Wheel Too Many!

 Too much of a good thing can be wonderful - Mae West

Welcome aboard my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡

Nice warm hug to start Monday with.

Breakfast.

I wakes up the kids for school.

I gets dressed.

Time to share some sloppy wet 💋💋💋 about.

Out I go in the sunshine 

Plus those big big sunglasses come out.

Blue skies greet me.

On goes the Summer Coat.

Tree Shot.

No lambo this morning :(

Some car drivers were refusing to stop...

Going to be that of Monday!

I survived the Monday rush to work!

The sun is beaming it's rays onto me!

Back home.

Time for a ice cold coffee with fruit.

Puts Henry into Sexy Beast. 

Off to clean the House.

While on the way, one motorcyclist overtook me, done a wheelie, and sped over a ton to get to the island before me!

 Further on, 2 lanes became one, cars were still overtaking me and then squeezing into the gap I made between me and the other car in front!

Gets to the house.

Unloads all my bits including Henry.

Now to start cleaning!

The lady of the house was worried that I won't be coming back on Friday after the meeting I am having on Wednesday.

"I better buy myself a new vacuum cleaner," was the reply.

Raiding those ice cubes as I was getting nice and sweaty! 

Finished on time.

I took back all the stuff I had bought to clean the house, left the 2 tins of polish and glass cleaner which wasn't mine.

Back home I go.

Light lunch.

 

Back out for the afternoon session.

It was well warm.

Good job I took my bottle of water with me.

I had woman in a white Merc, chose not to stop when I put my stick out, and she put her foot down when she drove past.

I'm sure we will meet again soon....

Finished in one piece.

Back home.

Crumpets and coffee.

Now back out to listen to the new CD I bought.

Gets in.

Loads up the skip.

I gets the 26 toilets cleaned.

I go through 2 bottles of water.

It's so hot in there!

Finished on time.

Back to more big tunes on the way home.

Back home.

Nice tea.

Then it's off to have a cold bath!

Hubby came back later on from seeing his dad.

He has some nice presents off his dad for his Birthday.

Including a nice bottle of Brandy!

I was too tired to stop up any more.

I went out like a light....