Domestic Goddess

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Showing posts with label Rockcliffe's Babies intro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rockcliffe's Babies intro. Show all posts

Friday 3 February 2023

Spot The Squirrel!

"Hello, oh, great one."
"Are you talking to me or my ass?" - Artie and Larry Sanders.
Welcome to my Friday Feeling 🎈
We got up early to do the Heardles.
Heardle 60s:
My results:
Breakfast and Brew.
It might be getting warmer,
The Thermal vest is still going on.
Got ready to leave to do the final day of the week!
I give hubby a sloppy wet one πŸ’‹ before I left the house.
I had to avoid the normal way to work as there are two sets of traffic lights.
Tried to park in the car park, but the gates were locked.
I had to turn around in the car park opposite and someone had just dumped their mini and it was a bit of pig to get around it to leave the car park.
I parked around the corner.
Winter coat, winter hat and gloves went on.
I fetched my newspaper.
Swapped it for my big stick! 
Then I went to turn on my lights.
Now let's go to work...🍭
I hand out 4 BOINGs as car drivers were driving under my raised stick!
 Had two Highway lorries park opposite each other on double yellow lines, causing mayham!
I finished in one piece.
On the way back home, I was stuck behind a van doing 28 m.p.h in a 40 speed limit.
 When it was safe to overtake it, I did.
Back home finally!
Coffee machine put on.
So was the dish washer, followed by the washing machine!
I got down to writing yesterday's blog.
Afterwards, I looked outside, and who did I see outside?
I didn't have no soup.
I had a sandwich instead.
I actually had some post!
I went last March.
£16 to park, and the VIP was crap for how much I paid to stop in there!
Now to go do the last afternoon shift of the week.
The fun I had to try and get to work!
I was coming down the slip road, someone wouldn't move over to the other lane, so I just moved in front of it!
Then I got stuck behind a red Panda!
Doing 40 m.p.h in a 50 zone.
Then 30 in a 40 zone.
Then 20 in a 30 m.p.h.
I thought it might be going to where I am going.
It turned off just before I got to the car park \o/
Puts on the Winter coat, winter hat and winter gloves.
Goes and puts on my lights.
My friends arrive.
We were happily standing on the pavement, when two Stepfords driving their big cars were eyeing up the spot we were stood to park their cars on it. We made them a wait until I had five mins to get to my spot.
I wished my friends a good weekend.
Now to do the fun shift!
It's a pity my stick is 8 foot high, as I could reach those cars on the otherside of the road when they fail to stop!
I gave out 4 more BOINGs.
Finished in one piece.
Home time.
Brew time!
I got on writing yesterday's blog.
Someone wrote this on social media:
 Husband wonders why our sex life dried up. Dates back to the Xmas he bought some "toys" but was most exited about the hood that covered my whole head except my mouth. Made me realise he doesn't find me attractive at all. Binned it. Bought myself a vibrator.
My answer to it:
Someone commented:
Council phoned. They are strictly opposed to us holding a rainbow flag.  Political statement apparently. We don’t ‘DO’ political statements, we *ARE* a political statement.
Here was my response:
Send the council around to my garden. I have Rainbows everywhere:
I gave hubby a sloppy wet one πŸ’‹when he came home.
Dished up the tea.
I opened today's Fortune Cookie:
 Now to look into today's newspaper:
UK No.1 on this day in 1979:
Blondie -  Heart of Glass
US No.1 on this day in 1968;
The Lemon Pipers - Green Tambourine
We caught up with this week's Apprentice.
Sorted out the washing that I have been done for the past two days!
Sleep Tea Time.
Now to enjoy some Friday Feeling under the covers.....😁





Friday 4 November 2022

Ha Ha Ha Friday Finally Arrives!

Ducking for apples. Change one letter and it's the strory of my life - Dorothy Parker
Welcome back  to the Friday Feeling 🎈
 8 years old ago today, I started at my old Lollipop job...
(I was made redundant in 2018)
Heardle Time.
Heardle 60s:
My answers:
Breakfast with Brew.
(Long thermal vest goes on)
Now for some fresh air!
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one before I leave.
I have to go the long way round as the major road I use to go to work is closed.
The other way in, there are long queues.
On goes the scarf, winter coat, winter hat with those big big sunglasses.
Got my newspaper.
Fetched my big stick and went to turn on my lights.
Turns on my lights↓
Now let's go to work....🍭
Oh dear, it's back to last minute braking....
Few BOINGs handed out as well.
It was wet and slippy on the road.
One parent was going for a weekend away to Butlins in Minehead.
Told her to have a drink and a dance for me!
Finished in one piece.
Back home.
Coffee machine went on.
Now to do tonight's tea.
Once it was done and put in the oven.
Coffee time!
I wrote some more blog entries from last week up to lunch.
Then it was light lunch time!
Then it was time to final shift of the week.
On the way to work, I had the fun of being in the right lane to go round an island.
However a brown van wasn't and tried to move me out of the way, I just put my toe down and got out of that situation.
I put on my winter coat, with my summer hat.
Those big big sunglasses came out as well.
I put on my lights.
I got chatting with my friend who was walking his dog. He was telling me:
His wife and him normally go out for breakfast on a Sunday morning. They were charged for 2 plates of beans on toast with a pot of tea,
 I did say, "Did the can of beans come from Waitrose?"
He won't be going again on a Sunday!
I wished him a good weekend.
I fetched my big stick.
I went to wait in the square for my friends to arrive.
Low lying sun time!
One friend came and we had a good rabbit...
I wished him a good weekend.
Now to start the final shift of the week.
The low lying sun was causing problems again. 
Few drivers on the other side of the road were failing to stop.
Some cars on this were leaving it late to brake again.
One parent had a woolly hat but no pom pom.
I did say, "That hat needs a big pink pom pom on top of it!"
They laughed!
Finally finished in one piece at the end of the week.
Home time.
Different way home, as one island has 3 way lights! 
Back home.
Puts oven on.
Time for a much needed brew.
Finally caught up with the blog!
8 blog posts published!
Hubby came home and had a sloppy wet one. πŸ’‹
Time to dish up the tea!
Now to look in the today's newspaper>
UK No.1 on this day in 1965:
The Rolling Stones - Get Off Of My Cloud.
US No.1 on this day in 1972:
Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now. 
US No.1 on this day in 1978:
Anne Murray - You Needed Me
US No.1 on this day in 1989:
Roxette - Listen To Your Heart.
We couldn't hold off any more.
We had to watch the final episode of "Yellowstone, Season 4. 
Season 5 will be coming soon....
Our kids brought back me a surprise...
Sleep Tea Time.
Now to enjoy some Friday Feeling in bed 🎈