Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Wednesday 7 July 2021

Misses It Again!

 The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket - Kim Hubbard
 Welcome to my Hump of the Week🐫
Nice hug with brew to start Hump Day!
Breakfast.
Dressed.
Got one son up for school.
Now to share out my sloppy wet 💋💋💋 
On goes the summer coat.
As soon as I take the Tree Pic,
Down came the rain.
I put on my lights, and hurried back to Sexy Beast.
I changed into my Winter Coat and went to start on my spot.
No sooner as I had started, one woman in a black car nearly had her windscreen smashed by my lollipop stick as she failed to stop.
I shouted, "Missed!"
Five minutes later the same woman came to see me and said sorry for not stopping!!!!!!
I am circling this day, as it's not going to happen again!
The man in his Rolls Royce went past me, talking on his mobile phone. 
Blue skies appeared and it was getting well warm in my winter coat!
Finished in one piece.
Now off to B&Q. 
I got some bits to paint the hall ceiling over the weekend....
Next into Asda for some milk...
Nice tv!
 I was chatting with a man near the CD section.
I picked up the 60's CD and put it in my trolley.
He said to me:
"I never really appreciated The Beatles in the 60's until now.My daughter likes the group, Manfred Mann!"
I replied to him:
"I like the  Manfred Mann as well, I even sent Manfred a 80th Birthday card last year!"
Then the conversation finished.
I picked up some sunflowers for the garden.
&
A 60s CDs I haven't got. 
Back home.
Repotted the sunflowers in the garden.
Now for a much needed coffee.
Got tea ready for later...
Sausage Casserole with mash!
Once everything was done.
In the red heavy casserole dish it went.
Now for my light lunch.
It started to rain when I left the house.
I just had a few songs left on my 50's CD to listen to.
When I got to Lollipop job.
The new CD went in.
There was 40% chance of rain...
The winter coat went on,
As well as the boots.
I turned on my lights and chattered with one of the parents.
The sky didn't look too good for rain either!
Let the fun start...🎈
One old man in a red car failed to stop.
Nearly went BOING BOING on his car roof as he went under my stick!
The rain clouds cleared, the sun came out and the temperature went up....
It's a good job I carried some water with me, it was so hot in my winter coat!
Finished in one piece,
Now to strip off the winter coat and boots!
Back home for a much needed ice lolly!
I had a lovely ice lolly to cool down with.
Wrote yesterday's blog post.
Hubby came back with today's newspaper and next's door magazine.
Dished up the sausage casserole.
One son went to a pub to watch the football game.
While we watched the Blu Ray of Justice League.
(4 hours and 2 minutes long)
We got through 50 minutes of the film.
Son needed to be picked up from Pub.
The score was:
England 2 Denmark 1 
The final is on Sunday!
Quick look into today's newspaper before bed.
The Beatles's "All You Need is Love" is released on this day in 1967.
"The Spy Who Loved Me", 10th James Bond film starring Roger Moore and Barbara Bach, premieres in London, in 1977. 
Let's hope I'm in the Summer and not the Winter Coat tomorrow!

 
 

 




 






 


 

Tuesday 6 July 2021

Fancy Seeing Mine???

The worst thing I ever said to a tennis umpire was,
"Are you sure?" - Rod Laver 
Welcome to a warm Tuesday 🌈
Hugs with brew.
Breakfast.
Dressed.
Gets one son up for school.
Now to give out my wet sloppy 💋💋💋
Off out:
All dressed in blue with a dash of pink socks!
The Summer Coat went on.
Tree pic.
Now for the fun to start ....🎈
There was a quick shower for 30 seconds,
Then the sun came out...
No sports cars this morning.
Still a few cars want me to do BOING BOING on their car roofs for not stopping.
I was watching those dark clouds coming over..
I finished in one piece.
Gets coat off, and then it rains!
I popped into the Newsagents to get today's newspaper...
The man was finishing off a conversation...to which I helped him finish off with bouts of laughter.
He said:"She dropped her knickers and bent over, and asked me to look at her piles!"
I replied walking past him:
"If I drop knickers, fancy seeing mine???"
The shop roared into laughter...
I collected my newspaper.
"That's a nice hat, that would suit me,"He said.
"They come in two colours and are on Amazon, I got mine from Bromsgrove!" I replied.
Back home.
The carpet is coming up later....
Coffee Time.
Now to sort out the hallway!
That's better!
Light lunch!
Now for the afternoon shift of Lollipop.
I put on my Summer Coat...
Walk up to put on my lights.
Those clouds don't look nice.
I chat to one of the parents and the rain comes down. I go back to Sexy Beast to slip into my winter coat instead. I left my trainers on....
(Instead of my boots)
Those dark clouds are coming over...
I soon start...🎈
Only started for 10 minutes when the heavens opened...
I'm glad I wore my winter coat, however my feet going wet instead!
My friend arrived with his dog in the pouring rain.
Once I finished in one piece, we walked back to Sexy Beast.
I was glad to get out of the wet coat.
It also stopped raining!
Had a quick yak, and then off home to dry my feet off!
Changed my socks.
Now to write yesterday's blog post.
I gave hubby a nice sloppy wet 💋 when he came home.
Time for meat-free Stir Fry.
Now to look in today's newspaper.
William  Haley  was a pioneering American rock and roll musician. He is credited by many with first popularizing this form of music in the early 1950s with his group Bill Haley & His Comets and million-selling hits such as "Rock Around the Clock", "See You Later, Alligator", "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Rocket 88", "Skinny Minnie", and "Razzle Dazzle". His recordings have sold over 60 million records worldwide.
He would have been 96 years old 🎈
He sadly died aged 55 in 1981
Louis  Armstrong , nicknamed "Satchmo", "Satch", and "Pops", was an American trumpeter and vocalist who is among the most influential figures in jazz. His career spanned five decades and different eras in the history of jazz.
He died on this day in 1971 aged 69.
The carpet was took up. 
Then sleep tea time.
Hoping for a warm hump tomorrow....🐫