Fancy Seeing Mine???

The worst thing I ever said to a tennis umpire was,

"Are you sure?" - Rod Laver 

Welcome to a warm Tuesday 🌈

Hugs with brew.

Breakfast.

Dressed.

Gets one son up for school.

Now to give out my wet sloppy 💋💋💋

Off out:

All dressed in blue with a dash of pink socks!

The Summer Coat went on.

Tree pic.

Now for the fun to start ....🎈

There was a quick shower for 30 seconds,

Then the sun came out...

No sports cars this morning.

Still a few cars want me to do BOING BOING on their car roofs for not stopping.

I was watching those dark clouds coming over..

I finished in one piece.

Gets coat off, and then it rains!

I popped into the Newsagents to get today's newspaper...

The man was finishing off a conversation...to which I helped him finish off with bouts of laughter.

He said:"She dropped her knickers and bent over, and asked me to look at her piles!"

I replied walking past him:

"If I drop knickers, fancy seeing mine???"

The shop roared into laughter...

I collected my newspaper.

"That's a nice hat, that would suit me,"He said.

"They come in two colours and are on Amazon, I got mine from Bromsgrove!" I replied.

Back home.

The carpet is coming up later....

Coffee Time.

Now to sort out the hallway!

That's better!

Light lunch!

Now for the afternoon shift of Lollipop.

I put on my Summer Coat...

Walk up to put on my lights.

Those clouds don't look nice.

I chat to one of the parents and the rain comes down. I go back to Sexy Beast to slip into my winter coat instead. I left my trainers on....

(Instead of my boots)

Those dark clouds are coming over...

I soon start...🎈

Only started for 10 minutes when the heavens opened...

I'm glad I wore my winter coat, however my feet going wet instead!

My friend arrived with his dog in the pouring rain.

Once I finished in one piece, we walked back to Sexy Beast.

I was glad to get out of the wet coat.

It also stopped raining!

Had a quick yak, and then off home to dry my feet off!

Changed my socks.

Now to write yesterday's blog post.

I gave hubby a nice sloppy wet 💋 when he came home.

Time for meat-free Stir Fry.

Now to look in today's newspaper.

William  Haley  was a pioneering American rock and roll musician. He is credited by many with first popularizing this form of music in the early 1950s with his group Bill Haley & His Comets and million-selling hits such as "Rock Around the Clock", "See You Later, Alligator", "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Rocket 88", "Skinny Minnie", and "Razzle Dazzle". His recordings have sold over 60 million records worldwide.

He would have been 96 years old 🎈

He sadly died aged 55 in 1981

Louis  Armstrong , nicknamed "Satchmo", "Satch", and "Pops", was an American trumpeter and vocalist who is among the most influential figures in jazz. His career spanned five decades and different eras in the history of jazz.

He died on this day in 1971 aged 69.

The carpet was took up. 

Then sleep tea time.

Hoping for a warm hump tomorrow....🐫

 

 
 

 

Swinging Handbags

If anything can go wrong, it will - Murphy's Law

Welcome back to another Monday🎈

 I was up before the alarm clock ...

Thermal knickers had to be put on

(It is freezing out there)

A nice cup of tea and hug in bed.

The sun is coming up↗↗↗↗

 I gave everyone sloppy wet 💋💋💋 before I left the house.

It is cold out there↓

 Now out for a little ride...

 There is nice view from the car park.

 

 Nice CD to  listen to later↓

 The sun is coming up↗↗↗

 Great start to the day.

Skip Lorry holding up the traffic not far from my Lollipop spot 🍭↓

 I turned on my lights and walked to my spot.
A large blue van then parks on the double yellow lines, blocking my view up the road.

Then it parks on the drive next to the newly delivered skip. The van front sticks out that much on the pavement, everyone had to walk into the road to get round it.

I caught up with some gossip from a former customer (Who I used to deliver his mail)

I didn't catch man in his blue car drinking from a coffee cup and driving today.

Nearly at the end of my shift, female pedestrian and a female car driver was having a right set too at each other! Swear words were mentioned too!

Once I had finished off for a coffee and chat..

 It was nice to B3↑

 Someone needs to press the button↑

 Ride the white swan↑

 Coffee and nibbles↑↑

I had a good chat with my friend.

Then off to work I go...

Linda Evans, actress is 77 years old 🎈

  I looked across the fields of fun↓

  I had to put my foot down....when I got in..

 I had to strip off a few layers when I got finished.....I had a nice red shiny face!

Some nice music to sing along with..

 Back home

 

 One quick coffee↓

I goes back to my Lollipop 🍭 job.

At least it's dry↓

 

 Then the chaos started.

Cars kept driving under my stick.

One car driver stopped to say "He couldn't see me because of the low lying sun!"
(I came up the High Street earlier and I could still see where I was driving in the low lying sun)

 One white delivery van nearly took out a car coming up the High Street.

*I finished in one piece*

Gets back home.

 Gets changed.

Off to the Happy Place Called Work

I did my bit.

Back home for a much needed tea↓ 

 The dishwasher was put on.

I made a chicken stir fry for everyone.

 Now to burn off it with the final job of the day.

 It was freezing cold.
I covered up Sexy Beast...
I do hope I have a better day tomorrow...