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Showing posts with label zig zags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zig zags. Show all posts

Thursday 14 September 2017

Can't Escape...

Welcoming Thursday with a smile....
To start the day in my green wellies for Job 1.
The rain stopped before I was due to start.
Back in the trusty trainers.
I had to tell 3 parents off for parking on the Zig Zags again....
Invested in two more Composting bins for the garden...
I enjoyed a cheeky coffee before dinnertime..
I thought I escaped that certain rain cloud.
Fifteen minutes left of the dinner time....
The sky went dark, and down the rain came....
Wet once more.... 
45 minutes later the sun came out...




Thursday 1 December 2016

Time For The Bird To Come Out!

Welcome to the First of December.
Still freezing cold and frosty.
 Loads of layers on 
(including the thermal knickers)
 One cheeky parent parked on the zig zags lines.
He ended up being boxed in, 
And being stopped 
(by Me)
As I had some children to cross over 
(when he decided to move off)
One tank driver had to stop his car and scrape the rest of his windscreen as his windscreen had frozen again.
 It was time for the little bird to come back out again...
Homemade Chicken & Veg Pie!

 

Wednesday 16 November 2016

Shooting Daggers!

Welcome to Hump Of The Week 🐫
Nice big moon greeted me in the morning.
 Could my week  get any worst today?
Yes!
Four car drivers parked on the zig zags.
2 are reoffenders.
The last car driver
I pointed at the zig zags lines she was on.
She had to reverse off them.
She shot me daggers when she drove past!
Nevermind I survived it!


Tuesday 15 November 2016

Thank You Come Again!

Welcome to Terrible Tuesday.
Bedlam & Chaos ensured on Job 1
I told a reoffending parent 
(who always parks on the zig zags lines)
That he can't park on these lines.
His gums started banging together....
I walked back to my spot.
He drew up against me and shouted.
"Is this better!"
I replied, "Thank you, come Again".
Second shift of Job 1 wasn't much better.
A car pulled out of the club opposite
While I was walking across the road.
I had to perform the Time Warp.
To avoid being mowed down along with a parent and four children!
On a more brighter note:
I have won free tickets to the BBC Good Food at the NEC .
(I had fun at last year's event here's was happened:
 


 

Friday 16 September 2016

No Finger This Time!

Thank goodness for Feel Good Friday
Had my normal Webbs's Experience
Larry enjoyed the grass...
 One person had the nerve to park on the Zig Zags outside the school
While doing my final shift of Job 1.
I politely asked him to move off them.
For a change, I wasn't told to do one, or shown the finger!
After doing all these 3 Jobs this week.
Time to relax, and let my warm hands to do the talking.....
 




Wednesday 24 February 2016

Very Cold Hump!

Welcome to Hump Of The Week.
Had to give the car windscreen a good scrape this morning...
2 hats, 2 pairs of gloves, and thermal knickers..... just keeping out the cold!
The Juke from yesterday parked BEFORE the Zig Zags lines today.
Eye to Eye Contact does work sometimes \o/
Sewed on the 2 remaining Scout badges on my son's shirts.
Sorted out the Scout weekend they are going on...
Sorted out where we are going for THAT weekend too ;P
Roll on Friday at 5pm, this wobbly work wheel is getting far too wobbly even for me!

 


Tuesday 13 January 2015

Where Is The Love?

I was doing my job as a Lollipop Lady
Then suddenly a car parked on the zig zag lines outside the school. 
I told the woman driver she can't park on the lines
She gave me grief.
I reported it to the school.
The woman driver turned up, and in front everyone
called me a Racist.
I shook my head. 
The Headmaster trying to defuse the situation.
Did point out to the car driver, she wasn't suppose to stop on the Zig Zags anyway!