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Wednesday 14 September 2022

Testing Their Brakes And Testing My Patience!

There is no such thing as a little garlic - Arthur Baer
Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫
Nice big stretch for Wednesday \o/
Made time to do the Heardles.
Heardle 60s:
My results:
Brew with Breakfast,
Dressed.
Now time to go out and enjoy Hump Day!
I gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.
I need a Big Song on repeat until I get to work:
I buy my newspaper first.
I get on my Summer Coat and go off to turn on my lights.
I turn on my lights...
Now to go to work.....
In the first five minutes,
I cross over about 20 people.
Then the fun starts...
A road sweeper is coming down the road.
One car overtakes it and narrowly takes out the crossing in the middle of the road↓
The second car then went on the other side of the road to over take the road sweeper.
Even the driver of the Road Sweeper shook his head at me. I shook mine at him.
Now back to the Boing!
One red Volvo ignored my raised big stick and went straight under it.
BOING.
He slowed down afterwards, and saw me growling at him in his rear view mirrow!
One flat back truck had to slam on his brakes as I was walking across the road with my big stick in front of me.
I even had to stop a lovely white Mclaren↓
One learner driver had to a emergency stop as I was walking across the road.
He didn't like me much, when I got back on the pavement.
Several cars failed to stop for my big stick with STOP on it.
Boing,Boing, Boing I went.
I was glad to finish.
My friend appeared to have her pizza, which my son brought back last night.
I did some catch up shopping from the local Co-op.
Got some fuel.
On the way back home, some one in a black mini didn't stop at the roundabout and kept going.
I overtook her on the dual carriageway, and she ended up following me halfway home at the correct speed of the road.
Finally gets home!
Time to put on that coffee machine.
Unpacks the shopping.
Puts out the washing on the line.
Now to enjoy coffee!
Starts writing Monday's blog post up to lunch.
Light lunch time.
Now to leave the house for the afternoon shift!
Nice big tune to sing along to↓
On goes the summer coat.
I turn on my lights.
Chats with people on the way to get my ice lolly.
Fetches my big stick and sits in the square. 
I have a chat with one friend.
A right good rabbit we had in the sunshine.
Time was up.
Said goodbye.
Afternoon shift time!
Oh dear, 
One Mini went straight under my stick,
Followed by a small white car.
The next small car wasn't so lucky.
Down went my stick!
No limbo dancing for them!
Some cars read what it says on the road!
KEEP CLEAR!
So they stop in it, and how can I get the kids over?
I was so glad to finish in one piece!
Home time.
Much needed brew!
I got on with making the tea and catching up with the blog posts.
Hubby had a sloppy wet one 💋 when he came home.
Tea is served up.
Yum!
Looked into today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 2013:
Katy Perry - Roar  
US No.1 on this day in 1957:
Paul Anka - Diana
 US No.1 on this day in 1974:
Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff
US No.1 on this day in 2013:
Katy Perry - Roar. 
We watched the final episode we missed last night.
I tried to write more blog posts.
However the yawning soon stopped that.
Sleep Tea Time.
I hope I don't have a bad Thursday tomorrow like last week!


 


 

 

 


 
 



 






 

 

 
 

Tuesday 13 September 2022

Hanging Onto The Summer Sunshine!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me -Fred Allen
Welcome to my Tuesday fun 😎
We only had time to do one Heardle.
Heardle 60s:
My answer:
Breakfast and Brew time:
Dressed.
Now to leave...
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one before I leave 💋
Now to play a Big Tune, on Repeat↓
I go and get the newspaper.
Comes back to Sexy Beast.
Gets the summer coat.
Now to turn on my lights.
Turns on my lights.
Now for the fun to start..
Crossed a load of people over in 5 minutes.
Back Boinging....
Loads given out.
I actually dropped my stick down,
and surprise surprise they stopped.
Chatted to loads.
Caught up on the gossip!
Finished in one piece!
Back home I go.
Coffee machine goes on.
Quick tidy up.
My friend comes around.
Another fridge magnet added to the collection↓
Coffee and chat time.
I thank my friend for coming around.
Light lunch time.
Now to go and do afternoon shift.
Nice big tune to hum along with↓
I was a bit early.
Lets go down to the Charity Shop..
Gets some bargains...
On the way back to Sexy Beast.
Buys my ice lolly.
Drops off bargains, 
Gets on my Summer Coat.
Puts on my lights.
Collects big stick and lolly.
Sits in square with lolly and one friend to have a good rabbit with!
Says goodbye to my friend.
Now to start the afternoon session.
Oh dear.....
BOING,BOING BOING.
Limbo drivers are back again!
At least it was only the big stick out in the road and nothing else!
Finished in one piece.
Back home I go.
I got chatted with my late neighbour's son, for coffee and chat.
Then I go back home and follow hubby to the front door.
It was a bit late to do any tea.
Take away time.
Chicken Balls with Dip!
Looked in the newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1962:
Elvis Presley - She's Not You
UK No.1 on this day in 1980:
Kelly Marie - Feels Like I'm in Love
UK No.1 on this day in 1986:
The Communards - Don't Leave Me This Way 
UK No.1 on this day in 1997:
The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work.
UK No.1 on this day in 2003:
The Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love?
We still have 3 episodes to catch up on:
We fell asleep during the last episode.
(We will rewatch it tomorrow)
I didn't need no Sleep Tea as I was well tired.
Hope I have a better Hump Day tomorrow 🐫