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Monday 2 October 2023

October - The Month Of Hitting Wing Mirrors!

You don't have to be mad to work here - but it helps - Anon
Welcome aboard my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡
Breakfast and Brew.
I takes my rain mac just in case it might rain when I get finished.
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leaves.
I wears my jacket under my summer coat, with summer hat.
The big big sunglasses goes on as well.
I go down the road to turn on my lights.
Goes back to Sexy Beast to collect my big stick.
Now to turn on my other lights.
Let's go to work....🍭
The sun shining and it being a Monday!
Last minute braking, and one car just straight under my stick , for that it had a BOING!
The cars on the otherside not stopping either!
Finished in one piece.
Took off my coat and took the cake around to the Care Home.
Now to drive around to the Co-op to fetch my newspaper.
Back home for a much needed coffee.
I carried on writing last week's blog post.
I wrote 3 up to liquid lunch.
It started to rain just before I was ready to leave.
I talked to hubby on his dinnerbreak.
On goes those sexy lumo trousers.
With added rain coat.
On goes the winter coat, summer hat, and waterproof shoes.
I turn on one set of lights and off down to the Charity shop.
I bought some lovely fake sunflowers.
They are still enjoying the cake I gave them.
Said goodbye to them, turn on my lights and went back to  Sexy Beast for my big stick. 
Walked over to the square. The 4 friends were there to have a rabbit with ;)
It was time for me to start.
I said goodbye to my friends.
Here we go again....
I had my stick out in front of me,
one white van drove through it, and it hit his wing mirror. He stopped dead, looking at me through his broken wing mirror. I growled at him and he just drove off.
The next red car that went under my stick, I have history with him.
He mounted the kerb when I was in the middle of the road, Reported to the Police.
His wife mounted the pavement and nearly took me out last year. Reported to the Police.
Then he drove under my stick yesterday.
The third car that failed to stop, kept going under my stick and I hit the wing mirror as it drove past!
Surely I am not going to get a windscreen yet?
My late friend's son appeared to give my cake tin back. Both his dad and him finished off the cake I dropped off Friday.
I told him to give me a day next week to have a cup of tea and chat with his dad.
Finished in one piece.
We both walked back to Sexy Beast.
We had a bit of a yak for another 10 minutes.
I said goodbye to him, and off home I went in the thunder and rain.
Gets back home, The Councillor who is friends with both of my sons, gave me the bad news.
The older son who is at Uni has covid.
The younger son also has Covid.
I thanked her for bringing my younger son home.
I went and checked on my  younger son and he was fast asleep.
I need a brew...
(Honey,Lemon and Ginger tea)
I phoned hubby to tell him the news and to be tested before he goes to snooker.
I took a test and it was negative.
Hubby came home and had a sloppy wet one 💋
He took a test and it was negative.
Tea time.
Hubby went off to play snooker.
(He had a sloppy wet one 💋 before he left)
I looked in today's newspaper.
I wrote three more blog posts.
I caught up with the news and newspaper review.
As I put a photo of me winning the Macmillian Bake Off on Social Media, I had one ex-boyfriend who I dated back in 1989, trying to get back in with me!
He soon crawled back under the stone where he came from!
Sleep Tea time.
I wasn't feeling too well, so off to a warm bed.
Soon went out like a light!





Tuesday 18 October 2022

Having To Try It Out!

My mom has been nagging my father to take up a sport, so he took up bird- watching. He's very serious about it. He bought binoculars. And a bird - Rita Rudner
Welcome to my Tuesday fun 😄
Heardle Time.
Heardle 60s:
My answers:
Breakfast and Brew time.
Gets dressed.
(Thermal vest time)
Now out in the fresh air...
Gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I finish.
I have six layers of clothes on under my Summer coat.I wear my Panda hat under my Summer hat.
I fetch the newspaper.
Now to turn on my lights.
Now onto 🍭 fun.
Back to giving out BOINGs,
Car drivers stopping in the Keep Clear spaces and braking at the last minute!
Good job I have my wits about me!
Finished in one piece.
I went and picked up my single duvet from :
Back home.
On goes the coffee machine.
Now to put the new duvet into the duvet cover!
This is for when I have to sleep on the sofa!
Now to have a coffee before I start cooking!
Cooking time!
Gets put in the oven for later.
Now for my light lunch!
I see Webbs have got some large Nutcrackers↓
Now to do afternoon stint.
Summer Coat and Summer hat goes on .
Turns on my lights.
Has a chat with the lady who has given me some of the plants.
We had a catch up.
One of friends came up to meet me.
We went and sat in the square.
Rabbit Time 🐰
One friend was enjoying himself on a coach trip to the Cotwolds.
I said goodbye to my friend.
Now to do it!
Oh dear, cars doing to the limbo dance under my big stick!
Pity I couldn't reach those windscreens over the otherside of the road.
Finished in one piece.
Home Time.
I don't feel too well.
Puts the oven on, and off to bed to try and sleep it off!
Hubby comes back and receives a sloppy wet one 💋
Felt a lot better after that sleep.
Tea is ready.
Looks into today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1969:
Bobby Gentry - I'll Never Fall In Love Again. 
US No.1 on this in 1969:
The Temptations - I Can't Get Next To You
We caught up with the news...
Sleep Tea Time.
Went to enjoy a warm bed.
Until the snoring got too loud.
Then to try out the new duvet on the sofa!



Thursday 1 September 2022

Did You Ever Fork It Over?

A woman's rule of thumb: if it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it - Ella Gough.
Welcome to my Thursday Sort Out!
The sun is back!
Heardle Time
Heardle 60s
My results:
Breakfast with brew.
Now to vote in the local by-election.
One son is voting for the first time.
Drops both sons at work.
Now off to do some sorting out.
First stop was Morrisons.
Milk for the coffee....
At least the living room looking a lot bigger now.
Opens all the windows upstairs.
Looks at the back garden.
Oh dear, not quite finished.
Looks like I will be finishing after all!
I will bring over my fork to turn over the soil and bring some pots of flowers to give the garden some life! 
I need a bloody coffee!
I have two boxes of stuff to sort out.
Hubby is doing his sorting downstairs.
Someone is coming to collect all the teddies.
Once the teddies went.
Lunch time.
I had filled 3 rubble bags, to go down the tip.
 They went in hubby's car.
I had more than enough by 3pm.
Back home for a much needed brew!
Tea goes on.
Quick look into today's newspaper.
US No.1 on this day in 1962:
Tommy Roe - Sheila  
US No.1 on this day in1984:
Tina Turner - What's Love Got to Do With It?
Tea is ready.
Now to watch The Biggest Hits of the Seventies - 1971.
Badfinger - No Matter What. 
Tony Christie - I Did What I Did For Maria.
Lynn Anderson - I Beg Your Pardon.
T-Rex - Get It On.
The Mixtures - The Pushbike Song
T-Rex - Hot Love 
 Middle Of The Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
Rod Stewart - Maggie May
George Harrison - My Sweet Lord.
Sleep Tea time.
At least the Friday Feeling is back tomorrow 🎈