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Showing posts with label The Wolf of Wall Street. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Wolf of Wall Street. Show all posts

Monday 4 July 2022

Watch Out For That Big Lorry!

The worst words in the English language are,We need to talk."
Either that or, "Whose bra is this?" - Jerry Seinfeld 

Welcome aboard the Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡
The sun is back shining 🌞
I jumped into a nice warm shower before we did today's HEARDLEs.
Heardle 60s was:
My son's answers for Heardle:
Time for breakfast and brew.
Now out to face the world!
Gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋
I went and got my newspaper.
Summer coat went on.
Turned on my lights.
Let's go to work 🍭
There was a lorry parked opposite on double yellow lines..↓
Making my job a bit harder!
4 cars on the otherside of the road, totally ignored my big stick and kept going.
Green Eyed Monster went past again and shot me if looks could kill again! 
I was glad to finish in one piece.
I posted off a parcel in the Post Office.
They asked me," Where my penpals from Death Row had gone.....?"
I shook my shoulders, and said:
"Writing paper is hard to find on Death Row!"
Back home.
Washing machine went back on.
As did the Coffee machine.
Watered all the plants.
Hung washing on the line.
Coffee time.
Wrote a bit of yesterday's blog post up to lunch.
Light lunch time.
Then back out for the second round of fun!
 I went the other way to avoid the four way lights.
Was lucky as there was only one parking space left in the car park.
I put on my Summer Coat.
I got chatting to someone walking his dog, about his late deceased neighbour, and waiting for his DBS to come through so he can start his new job.
I wished him good luck with that.
Put my lights on and got chatting to someone else.
By the time I said goodbye to him, I had run out of time to get a ice lolly.
Fetches my big stick and waits in the square for my friends to come.
My friend arrive to have a little rabbit.
Once it was time to start my job.
I said goodbye to my friends.
Round 2
One car driver stopped, and the passenger window opened.
"Why do you always stop me?"
I winked, blew him a kiss, and said,"With love!"
He laughed and drove off.
I held my stick up, a big lorry was coming up the road, he slammed on his brakes at the last minute.My stick was 2 inches away from his windscreen.
Phew,that was close!
I didn't see Green Eyed Monster but actually the husband in his car as he went past me and put his hand up!
Finished in one piece.
Home time.
Cup of brew is needed!
I carried on writing yesterday's blog.
Hubby came home for a much needed sloppy wet one 😘
Made another Meat Free Stir Fry.
Now to look into today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1958:
Everly Brothers - All I Have To Do Is Dream /Claudette 
UK No.1 on this day in 1987:
Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin.
USA No.1 on this day in 1964:
The Beach Boys - I Get Around.
Now to carry on watching...
Sleep tea time...
Hoping this sunshine carries on this week 👙





Sunday 3 July 2022

"I See A Lot Happening To You!"

 Everything takes longer than it should except sex - Murphy's Law
Welcome to my Sunday 💓
Nice big warm hug to start the day.
Breakfast with brew↓
Heardle 60s:
 My son's Heardle attempts:
Now out for a quick ride in Sexy Beast.
Checked tyre pressures↓
Then off to have a look around↓
I had a Psychic reading.
Very interesting...
There should be job coming up in 3-5 months.
Then out we went.
Off to say hello to my parents.
Those dark clouds coming over...
Back home before the rain started.
Light lunch time.
Looked in the newspaper again.
UK No.1 on this day in 1959:
Bobby Darin - Dream Lover 
UK No.1 on this day in 1968:
The Equals - Baby Come Back
UK No.1 on this day in 1999:
ATB - 9pm(Till I Come) 
USA No.1 on this day in 1982:
Human League - Don't You Want Me?
Then I wrote yesterday's blog post.
Listened to the second half of "The Sounds of the 60s".
Everyone had their tea of Hog Dogs.
Afterwards hubby went for a shower.
I made my tea of a Meat Free Stir Fry.
Our friend Joe popped in for a coffee and chat.
We watched a bit of my favourite film...↓
Then moving onto another favourite film of ours...
Sleep tea time!
All ready for getting on that Wobbly Work Wheel tomorrow 🎡




Thursday 30 September 2021

Can't Wait For A Few Seconds More!

Beauty is only a light switch away - Austin Powers.
Welcome to other action packed Thursday ⛔🚘
Nice hug to start this wet Thursday with!
Brew with breakfast.
Opened the curtains....
No sunshine today only rain...
Dressed with added sexy lumo trousers!
I gives hubby a sloppy wet 😘 before I leave.
The boots, winter coat, and gloves goes on.
I put on my lights,
Then waited by Sexy Beast as it was raining alot.
 Now for more fun...🍭
The Car drivers were just not stopping, they did when I lowered the stick to windscreen height!
The rain and wind didn't help.
But wearing my sexy lumo trousers helped me not to get too wet!
Then it happened again!
Just away from 5 minutes from the end of the shift.
I was crossing someone over, and a blond haired woman driving a 20 plate blue Skoda, drove around my hand,up the pavement, and down the road she went!
The  next car driver behind tried it to do it, until I swapped hands with my lollipop stick and moved near the pavement!
Couldn't wait a minute for me to get back on the pavement!
At least she didn't run me over......yet!
Now to get the newspaper. 
Gets home.
Puts on the coffee machine.
Moves the Spinning bike into the living room.
Warms up the muscles...
Puts a good film to watch while spinning.
A good half an hour of spinning.
Cool down.
Now for some coffee!
I wrote yesterday's blog post up to lunch.
I had a delivery driver phone me up to try and find me. He was parked in front of the factory next door. I went out to collect my parcel.
"You won't be the last person to try and find my house,"I said to him.
It forecasted more rain this afternoon.
On goes those sexy lumo trousers once more.
On goes boots,gloves, and winter coat!
I turn on my lights.
I chat with my friend until it was time for me to start.
I had earlier on put on the local group on FB about drivers not having no patience with me crossing over people.
I did get lots of support from people.
One parent commented...
"I saw your rant earlier....!"
I though he would soon moan if someone knocked over his child!
My friend appeared with his dog.
He had his appointment with the diabetic nurse who told him:
"To walk more,use a smaller plate to eat off!"
He laughed, and said:
"Not a dinner plate just the small plate I eat my sandwiches off!"
He carried on walking the dog as it was pouring down with rain.
Who did I see driving a newer 66 plate van???
My gold digging younger brother!
Actually had a shave as well!
I still had car drivers slamming on their brakes when I lowered my stick down.
I was glad to finish in one piece!
Now back home.
Much needed coffee!
Hubby and kids are having Frankfurter sausages for tea.
I however don't like them at all.
(My dad used to have them and invite hubby and kids over for tea except me as I don't like them)
My tea is coming out of tin instead.
Then it time to carry on watching the rest of "The Wolf of Wall Street".
Quick look in today's newspaper.
Ian  Ogilvy  is an English actor, playwright, and novelist.
He is 78 years old 🎈
Geoffrey Hayes  was an English television presenter and actor. He was best known as the presenter of Thames Television's children's show Rainbow from 1973 to 1992. 
He died on this day in 2018 aged 76 
Sleep Tea time.
Off to bed early....
 The Friday Feeling 🎈 is back tomorrow!