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Showing posts with label TFI Friday Opening Titles. Show all posts

Friday 27 January 2023

One Way Ticket!

 You're not famous until my mother has heard of you - Jay Leno
Welcome to the Friday Feeling 🎈
We got up early to do the Heardles:
Heardle 60s:
My answers:
Breakfast and Brew.
Then it was thermal vest and lots of layers time.
Coat on, and now to leave the house!
I gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.
I have to go a different way to work, otherwise I am going to be stuck in 3 sets of traffic lights!
Once on the duel carriageway, a white van tries to move me out of the way as he comes off the slip road. Then sitting on my arse all the way until he overtook me, then goes back in the right hand lane to turn right at the upcoming island.
I was to arrive at work in one piece!
On goes my winter hats, winter coat and winter gloves.
I gets my newspaper.
Swaps it for my big stick.
Now to turn on my lights.
Now to go to work...🍭
Crossing the first person over.
I'm in the middle of the road, the blue VW car on my left, puts her foot down and drives past my outstretched hand, to a couple metres down the road and stops opposite the coffee shop!
My boss appears to tell me someone has put a complaint against me.
"Really?" I ask.
"Someone accused me of walking out in front of their car, then putting the stick right in front of the windscreen!"
My answer to that is:
"I never walk in front of car -
One Way Ticket to Heaven.
My stick goes up high and then comes down.
She was probably pissed she couldn't do the limbo dance under my stick!"
My boss was witnessing a convoy of 3 cars on the otherside of the road not stopping and ignoring my raised stick!
I am still needed on Wednesday afternoon, even though one school is open.
Still had cars on my side not stopping.
I told her about the blue mini failing to stop, and my big stick having metal teeth leaving a nice pattern on the side of the car!
She told me not to try to hit the car windscreens.
If they drive into it, it's their fault!
Someone else had to put up with what I have too↓
If I had done it, there would have been a large hole in the windscreen!!!
At least I finished in one piece.
I said goodbye to my boss.
Back home
Coffee machine went on.
Tried to put the Dish washer on and the extension lead blew!
Great!
Ordered another one to pick up later on.
Coffee time.
My friend popped around for a yak and coffee.
Had a good yak!
Thanked her for coming round and wished her a good weekend.
Liquid lunch time.
My younger son comes back from son and got some bargains from Lidl.
Now out to do the afternoon shift.
On goes my winter hats, winter coat, and gloves.
I go and turn on my lights.
I collects my big stick.
Now for a little rabbit in the square with my friends.
Photo time :)
We had a good chat until it was time to start.
I wished them a good weekend.
I started to tell the parents about the complaint I had.
They couldn't believe it, especially when they said "I walked in front of their car!!!"
"But your stick goes out first"!They said.
That's why I want a 8 foot stick, so I can reach the cars over the road! 
Finished in one piece.
Back home I go.
I picks up the extension lead from Screw Fix.
The Dish washer was put on with no problems!
Now for a much needed brew!
I wrote two more blog posts.
Published 8 blog posts.
Now for a bit of tea involving pasta!
Now to look into today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1966:
The Overlanders - Michelle
UK No.1 on this day in 1973:
Sweet - Blockbuster
UK No.1 on this day in 1979:
Ian Dury and The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick 
UK No.1 on this day in 2007:
Mika - Grace Kelly
US No.1 on this day in 1962:
 Joey Dee & The Starliters - Peppermint Twist.
We caught up with The Apprentice.
Changed the duvet cover on our bed.
Sleep Tea Time!
Now to test out the new duvet cover!



 




 

 

 




Friday 28 October 2022

The Devil Wears Primark!

The wife said she's like to eat out for a change, so I moved the dining room table into the garden - Les Dawson.
Welcome back to the Friday Feeling 🎈
Nice cup of tea to start the day.
Dressed.
Nice breakfast.
Now to get the tram down to Starr Gate.
We get off at Starr Gate.
We got the bus to Lytham..
Nice bus ride in the sunshine!
Once we got there, time to look around the Charity Shops.
There is loads and not too expensive!
Got loads of lovely things!
We had a takeaway coffee and sat in the square before we caught the bus to St Annes.
When we got off, it time to have a look around the Charity Shops. Loads of bargains to be had!
Went to pay a visit to see Les Dawson.
Then back on the bus to Starr Gate.
Waited for a Tram to arrive.
Off at South Shore, 
Back to the Hotel to get ready for our night out!
The Sequins went on!
We go and try and get the tram from South Shore to the North Pier. Every tram was full.
I got some lovely comments about my outfit.
We caught the tram down to Starr Gate.
All the small kids lovely my outfit.
We caught the tram to the North Pier, and then walked up to where we are going to have a great laugh and good time. 
Funny Girls Time.
The man on reception was wearing Devil Horns.
"Nice outfit,"I said.
He said, "The Devil wears Primark!" 
The other man on reception said about my outfit:
"Better to stand out than bland in!" 
We have a lovely meal!
Now to get our seats.
The lovely host and DJ of the evening was Zoe.
Hubby went up with a request.
It was read out:
"To my lovely wife who is dressed head to toe in sequins.Love you loads."
Zoe replied to that was by saying:
"They do sequins in New Look now?"
The song she played was:
Now to watch the show!
There was a woman celebrating her 40th Birthday with her friends. She kept hugging me when she want past. She loved my outfit. She bought me a drink. When she fell down and couldn't get up later, I helped her get up.I gave her friend her mobile phone, and asked:
 "If the Birthday girl was alright?"
"She is fine, we are celebrating again tomorrow night!"
I replied,"Wait she hit the Hawaii 5-0 Birthday!"
"You celebrating it tonight?" I was asked.
"No last February, have a good time tomorrow night!" I replied.
While the last bit of show was on, the women we were sharing the Booth, got up. The one woman who was sat next me, suddenly said to me as she was on the way out:
"Everyone will see you tonight wearing that outfit on the way home!"
I hope so!
We left to catch the tram from the North Pier.
Back to the hotel.
Off went the sequins!
Now to turn off the light 
&
 Enjoy the nice bed!