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Showing posts with label Michael Winslow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Winslow. Show all posts

Monday, 6 September 2021

Well Warm Monday!

 "Come on, Joan, tell us which husband was the best lover?" -
Joan Rivers
"Yours!" - Joan Collins
Welcome to Monday's Wobbly Work Wheel 🎑
Nice hug to start the work working with.
Brew with breakfast.
Gives hubby a wet sloppy πŸ’‹before I leave the house.
On goes the Big Big Sunglasses.
It's going to be a warm one!
Coat back on after nearly 7 weeks off!
Tree Pic
Turn my light on, and so it begins....
A lot more pupils from the High School I am crossing over in the first half an hour.
Everyone is glad to see me as well as the sunshine!
A few bad car drivers don't understop the word STOP 
    I made it through my first shift in one piece! 
I pick up the newspaper before I get home.
The coffee machine went on.
In the meantime.
All the bins were emptied.
All the plants outside were watered.
Now for that much needed coffee!
Then to carry on writing blog posts.
I had a small light lunch.
Then back out for round 2, with a small bottle of water!
Gets down to my Job.
First puts the coat on.
Walks to the shop to get a ice lolly.
Puts on my lights.
Fetches my Lolly Pop stick from Sexy Beast.
Sucks my lolly in the park.
Nearer the time, it's off to my spot to start.
All goes well, when a teenager girl from the High School decides to walk straight into moving traffic...
(Just up from where I am stood)
One white van slammed on his brakes,She walked around it to the pavement.
I just shook my head.
The shocked van driver drove up to me, and said:
"Wearing those headphones!"
I replied, "I'm just standing here, looking pretty!"
No more things happen like that for the rest of the shift!
Once I finished in one piece.
I head for home.
Another ice lolly is needed!
A man arrives to give a quote to insulate and and board the loft. I gave him my poker face when he gave me the quote.
I will let him know.... 
Still got to write more blog posts...
Nice simple tea I had.
Finally finished writing 3 blog posts!!!
Now to have a quick look in to today's newspaper.
Michael Winslow  is an American actor, comedian and beatboxer billed as The Man of 10,000 Sound Effects for his ability to make realistic sounds using only his voice. He is best known for his roles in all seven Police Academy films as Larvell Jones. He has also appeared in Spaceballs, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie and Nice Dreams, The Love Boat, and commercials for Cadbury and GEICO. 
He is 63 years old 🎈
Burt Reynolds  was an American actor, director, and producer of film and television, considered a sex symbol and icon of American popular culture.
He sadly died on this day in 2018 aged 82
I had my sleep tea.
I went to keep the bed hubby was doing some snooker practice.
Just about to nod off when my youngest son wanted me to do up his tie....
(Brought back memories when I started at Royal Mail in 1990, and  I had to wear a tie. I couldn't do it up either, and woke up my mum at 4.30am to help me with my tie!)
Sorted it out.
Lights out on the Wobbly Work Wheel 🎑



Wednesday, 16 June 2021

Going Down & Out!

 You can always tell when he's lying. His lips move - Anon
Welcome to my interesting Hump of the Week 🐫
Nice to have a warm hug with brew.
Woke both kids up for school.
Gave everyone their sloppy wet πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
Now out.

 On goes the big big sunglasses↑↑
Nice and sunny 😎
The summer coat went on!
Tree shot.
Let the fun start.
While I was stroking a friendly dog, a man I cross over, stroked it too, and his sunglasses fell off to the floor...
"Giving the dog your sunglasses?" I asked.
He laughed too after picking them up off the floor.
No sign of the lambo for the third day.
It was getting very warm in my summer coat.
I finished in one piece.
Back home to get ready for meeting!
Then out for the final time I will make this journey....
Some good tunes to listen to...
Parks in the car park.
Goes in lift up to reception.
Now for the meeting.....
"You are doing a good job,blah blah, moaning about the cleaning stuff I bought to clean the house,blah blah, any more problems?" He asked.
"I want to leave this job and just clean the house," I replied.
"You have to give me 30 days notice,"He said.
"Really,I thought I was on a temporary contract?"
"No a permanent one, I have your contract here, but due to the slowness of the wi-fi I can't show you it!"
(Pity they haven't sent a copy of it to me!)
"I will resign right now from it."
"You can't do the house clean job then!"
(Even though they two separate jobs, he is just being spiteful) 
"I'm leaving now, if there is nothing else?"I said, getting up and passing him the cleaning cupboard keys.
He followed me out, and turned left held open the front door for me to leave by.
However I turned right, pressed the button for the lift, said my goodbyes, with the last image of him in shorts, holding open the front door looking well pissed off, as the lift door closed.
Going down↓↓↓↓
Back to Sexy Beast and I left the car park.
Now for the final time of doing this journey home....
Back home.
I emailed the top boss below the Director about the tax rebate. He is still saying they don't give tax rebates out,
 (Even thought they shouldn't have took it out in the first place!).
I even sent him a screen shot of what my tax code is! He is not having it. 
Fine I will phone the Tax Office for the third time tomorrow, to see what my options is going to be!
It was hot getting back into Sexy Beast.
It was well warm when I did the afternoon shift.
It didn't help with 2 car drivers not stopping.
One Sky Van driver nearly had a crack in his windscreen for his trouble of not stopping.
I found a cartoon which was advertising a good product I could do with!
I was so hot, I finished off my bottle of water I had with me!
Finished in one piece.
Now back home to enjoy some metime!
I made a chicken casserole,
that was put in the oven.
Then I planted some lavender that came in the post.
I was sat outside enjoying the shade when hubby came back.
A lovely hug and sloppy wetπŸ’‹ followed.
Didn't help by the milk gone off...
Off he went back out to get more milk!
Dished up the Chicken Casserole...
Yum yum.
Now for a rare trip out!
Nice item in Lidl.
I had fun with cashier who couldn't get a barcode on a product we bought...
She was talking to Supervisior by a microphone on her jacket....
I started talking to invisible microphone on my t-shirt...
"Barcode not working, different price for different flavor....can't find product...."
 I made the cashier laugh, her supervisor was wondering why we were all laughing for!
So reminded of Michael Winslow
When we got home, we tried to product whose barcode was playing up..
It was to have some time with my hubby for once!
We caught up with the news...
Then off to bed not feeling so tired like before!