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Monday 12 September 2022

The Limbo Dancers Are Back!

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much - Rodney Dangerfield
Welcome to aboard my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡
Nice big stretch to start Monday with \o/
Heardle time.
Heardle 60s:
My answers:
Brew and Breakfast time!
Dressed.
Now time to leave...
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋
Hardly any good music on the radio to listen to.
Time to put a good song on repeat all the way to work!
I gets my newspaper.
Then I put on the Big Coat.
(As it was supposed to rain the whole I was working!) 
Flowers laid, Flag at half mast.
Goes and puts on my lights.
Lights turned on,
Let's go to work!
I am starting five minutes early.
I crossed over 15 people in the first five minutes.
Then the fun started.
One white car went under my big stick.
BOING!
The car suddenly stopped.
It looked at his mirror and saw me growling!
It carried on with its journey.
Then a grey car done the limbo again.
BOING I went!
I was having a right mare with the car drivers failing to stop.
I might having to put glitter on to get the cars to stop!
Finally finished in one piece!
Back home I go.
Coffee machine goes on.
Washing machine as well.
First I need the coffee...
Looks out the front door.
Drive is blocked again!
Gets on making the tea for tonight.
Leeks wrapped in ham, in cheese sauce.
That put in the oven for later.
Light lunch time.
Now to hope the afternoon shift is a lot better than this morning!
More singing along with some BIG SONGS 
Puts on my summer coat.
Turns on lights.
Gets my lollypop, collects my big stick.
Now to enjoy my lolly...
Both friends came for a Rabbit!
I said goodbye to my friends.
Not to start the afternoon shift.
Oh dear, it just carried on from the morning!
Lots of BOINGs given out.
I actually lowered the big stick, and they stopped!
10 minutes before I finished.
Someone parks on the double yellow lines, blocking my view!
Finished in one piece.
Back home.
Time for a brew!
Puts the oven on.
I write yesterday's blog post.
Hubby comes back and has a sloppy wet one 💋
Dishes up the tea.
Yum!
I look into today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1963:
The Beatles - She Loves You
UK No.1 on this day in 1970:
Smokey Robinson and The Miracles - The Tears of A Clown
UK No.1 on this day in 1998:
All Saints - Bootie Call.
We did some scrolling of programmes on Paramount +.
Some good ones on there to watch later.
We will have to clear our Sky player as we only have 3% left! 
Sleep Tea time.
Let's hope I have a better day tomorrow!


 



 



 


 

 


 




 


Thursday 16 June 2022

Got It Sorted At Last!

 Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.They left a note on the windscreen, it said, "Parking Fine". - Tommy Cooper
Welcome to another warm Thursday 👙
Not warm enough to get the Bikini out yet!
Done all the Heardles.
Heardle 60s was:
 My son's Heardle results↓
Breakfast and Brew time.
Dressed.
Now to go into the sunshine.
Those Big Big Sunglasses come out.
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋
I get today's newspaper.
On goes the Summer Coat.
Turns on my lights.
Now to Rock 'n'Roll.
One Red BMW came out a side road, and done the limbo dance straight under my big stick!
BOING,BOING,BOING.
Getting warm in this summer coat.
Bottle of iced cold water keeping me cool.
Tomorrow it's going to be well warm...
Finished in one piece.
Back home.
Puts the coffee machine on.
My son's Sixth Form tries to phone me.
I phone them back and they no nothing on the Reception.
Waters all the plants.
Coffee time in the garden.
I changed the winter duvet cover to the one I bought in Blackpool.
Sweating buckets doing it.
It looks like being a double duvet cover instead of a King Size one.
Too hot to do anymore.
Back outside for a much needed ice lolly!
The bottom half drops to the floor before I could get to it!
No liquid lunch today....
It's too hot!
Now it's back out in the sunshine.
On goes the summer coat.
Turns on my lights.
Buys a ice ice lolly.
Fetches my big stick.
Now to find some shade in the park!
Both friends turn up.
Woo Hoo.
Rabbit time!
It was nice and cool in the shade.
Now it was time to do Part 2.
Said goodbye to my friends.
It was getting well warm.
Few BOINGs given out for those cars on the otherside who wouldn't stop for my big stick!
I need a small lollipop to come out of the big lollipop like Alien!
Glad to finish in one piece,
As sweating so much.
Back home.
Hubby was back.
He had a sloppy wet one 💋
Ice ice lolly time...
The Satellite man came to sort out a viewing problems.
Cup of brew time.
Top of the tree had to come off.
We now have television!
Hubby paid the man.
We then went up to Dunelm and Lidl.
Got a right bargain!
It looks nice on the bed!
Tea time.
Sourdough Pizza. 
Yum.
Now to look into today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1973:
Suzi Quatro - Can the Can 
UK No.1 on this day in 1979:
Anita Ward - Ring My Bell
UK No.1 on this day in 1984:
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes
USA No.1 on this day in 1956:
Gogi Grant - The Wayward Wind 
USA No.1 on this day in 1990:
Roxette - It Must Have Been Love
Sleep Tea Time.
It's Friday Feeling tomorrow🎈
&
Seeing Barry Manilow in concert...