Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Monday, 11 July 2022

Sweating Cobs!

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, he was a Klingon - Carol Leifer.
Welcome aboard my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎑
I woke on the sofa at 5.50am,
Waited for Sleeping Beauty to get up to turn off the alarm....
Opened the curtain....
Let's play Heardle....
Heardle 60s was:
My son's answers↓
Breakfast and Brew↓
Put my new white dress on...
Now to leave the house...
(It's getting warm)
Gives hubby a sloppy wet one πŸ’‹
Off to work I go.
Back in 2018, 
I had my final week doing Lollipop job outside Woodfield Middle School.
Now in 2022,
I am doing another Lollipop Job,
somewhere different↓
I put on summer coat 
and go and get my newspaper.
I go back to Sexy Beast,
collects my big stick.
Turns on my lights.
Let's go to work 🍭
BOINGs given out to the cars on the otherside.
Even the local Ice Cream van ignored me walking into the road with my big stick out in front of me!
I will have a little word with him later...
It was getting well warm,
I'm glad I brought my bottle of iced water with me.
Finished in one piece.
Takes coat off and off to get my perscription.
Sees one of the parents in the Chemist.
It is too hot for him to sleep at night,
So he is on sleeping tablets!
He says to me,"You took that coat off quick!"
"I was hot in it!", I replied.
I got my perscription and back to Sexy Beast.
Back home I go. 
Puts on the coffee machine.
I phones up the GP surgery
Gets an emergency appointment for later on.
Puts the washing machine back on.
Now to enjoy the shade and coffee outside.
Changes outfits and I am getting far too warm in the dress.
Doctors time.
I go and see the Doctor about the Flooding problem.
It goes from 2 years to 5 years for a smear when you are 50 years old.
I had my last one 2 years ago.
She had a look and prod downstairs.
I am neither pre-menopause or going through it.
Got to book myself into a blood test to find out what's going on!
Books my blood test in for tomorrow.
Now back home for a late lunch!
Light lunch in this heat!
Back out into the heat I go.
Puts on my Summer coat.
Turns on my lights.
A new Pillar Box cover has been put on!
I gets my ice lolly,
Collects my big stick and sits in the park....
My two friends arrived for a rabbit.
We had to move from the bench,
As it suddenly got well hot.
Sweating Cobs was I.
Walks over to the square.
I say goodbye to my friends.
It time to start!
It's bloody warm!
Glad I have my bottle of water on me!
Still giving out the BOINGs to the cars on the otherside of the road.
I was glad to finish in one piece!
Gets that summer coat soon off!
Back home.
In need of a very cold drink with ice cubes!
sucking on something cold while writing the weekend's blog posts.
I put the tea in the oven.
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one when he comes homeπŸ’‹
Tea is served.
Still Meat Free.
Looks into Today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in  1981:
The Specials - Ghost Town
UK No.1 on this day in 1998:
Billie - Because We Want To.
USA No.1 on this day in 1970:
Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me (Not To Come)
USA No.1 on this day in 1987:
Heart - Alone
We watched the news for a few hours.
Then I watered all the plants outside.
Then it was time for Sleep Tea.
Let's hope I won't be hearing no more snores.....
It won't be too hot tomorrow






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