Domestic Goddess

Domestic Goddess

Wednesday, 4 May 2022

Things Can Only Get Better!

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer -Carol Siskind
Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫
Nice warm hug.
Brew with breakfast.
No thermal vest needed.
Hubby is back at work today.
Speaking of work, off I go to mine.
Gives hubby a sloppy wet one.
I went and got today's newspaper and next door's magazine.
I slipped into the winter coat, but took off my jumper as I was getting warm.
Rain wasn't forecasted until after I finished.
After I put on my lights, the rain started!
Good job I had my winter coat on, as the summer coat doesn't have a hood!
It rained the whole time I was on duty!
I had one BOING.
Finished in one piece.
I go off to Co-op to do some shopping.
Back home to unpack it all.
Coffee machine went on.
One of my sons came back from school with a Wonky Box.
The soup maker was put back on.
Time for coffee!
Time for some liquid lunch...
Hubby had a good return back to work.
Speaking of work, time to go back to mine.
I put on my summer coat and  hat.
I turn on my lights.
Then wait for my friends to arrive.
Time for a rabbit!
Once it was time to start.
I said goodbye to my friends.
It was a bit quiet at first, then went crazy.
A man over the road, fell from his bike and lay in the road. Everyone went over and put him the Rescue position.
Then he stopped breathing. A blanket went up and everyone was taking turns to give him CPR.
One man shouted at me,"Will the lollypop woman stop the traffic coming down!"
I was stopping the traffic to cross the kids over!
Soon the traffic was backing up on my left.
All the car doing U-turns, One Ambulance turned up, the De-fib was being used. The Paramedic also came down to help. 
The kids in cars coming up the road were upset going past the man in the road.Soon the traffic was stopped coming up the road. The woman in her silver grey Land Rover that tried to run me over, had to leave her landy down the bottom of the road and walk up to collect her kids. She huffed and puffed as she went past me twice.
Soon the traffic were stopped coming down at both ends. Some of the general public think I can direct traffic, or stand up where I put on my lights and stop traffic coming down the road.
The Air Ambulance came to see if they could help.
 They had been giving him CPR for 40 minutes now.
Another ambulance arrived as I finished.I went the back way home.
I phoned my boss up and asked I carry on with my job and not direct traffic.
Correct they said.
Time for a much needed brew!
Puts the tea in the oven.
Hubby comes back and has a sloppy wet one.
Quick look in today's newspaper.
UK No.1 on this day in 1956:
Ronnie Hilton -No Other Love
UK No.1 on this day in 1961:
The Marcels - Blue Moon.
UK No.1 on this day in 1974:
ABBA - Waterloo.
UK No.1 on this day in 1996:
George Michael - Fastlove
UK No.1 on this day in 2002:
Sugababes - Freak Like Me.
UK No.1 on this day in 2013:
Daft Punk Feat. Pharrell Williams - Get Lucky
USA No.1 on this day in 1974:
Grand Funk - The Locomotion
I'm still behind on my housework.
Does a bit of it.
Sleep tea time.
Hopefully have a better day tomorrow....





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