Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess: double yellow lines

Friday 19 May 2023

It's A Fluffy Friday Feeling

He's so tight that if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond - Matthew Broderick

Welcome to the Friday Feeling 🎈

Breakfast and Brew

On goes today's t-shirt↓

Time to do the final morning shift of the week.

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave for work.

I puts on my Summer coat and summer hat.

I saw my friend who was walking his dog.

I gives him the Birthday present for his wife,

(Her birthday is in the Whitsun Holiday, and I might not see them this afternoon for a daily rabbit)

I go off down the road to turn on my lights.

I get the newspaper on the way back up.

I swop the newspaper for the my big stick.

Now to turn on my other lights.

Let's go to work....

The fun I have, with people parking on the double yellow lines, and other car drivers can't see walking out in the road.

One lorry was going to park on the opposite side of the road on the double yellow lines, but chose not to, after me starring at them!

Still gave some BOINGs out to cars failing to stop on the otherside of the road!

At least I survived!

Back home I go...

My friend came round for coffee and chat.

I wished her a good weekend when she left.

Liquid lunch time!

Now out to do the final afternoon shift of the week!

On the way to work,

Black Lexus pulls out of the petrol station, right in front of me! Overtakes the cars in front of me, and there happened to be a car coming the other way, words were swapped when they drove past each other!

I put on my winter coat, as it looks like its going to rain! I turn on my lights.

I go down the Charity shop and gets some great bargains. I got some raffle prizes for the upcoming raffle for Studley in Bloom Coffee Morning.

Turned on my other lights. Swapped my bargains for my big stick. I met my friends in the square. Those dark clouds are making me nervous!

I wish my friends a good weekend.

Now to do the final shift of the week.

It did finally rain for most of my shift.

I'm glad I had my winter coat on with the hood on!

Few Boings given out for those cars on the otherside that fail to stop!

At least I finished in one piece!

Back home.

Cup of brew needed.

Lovely bargains I got from the Charity Shop.

Starts on the tea...

Hubby comes home and has a sloppy wet one 💋

Tea is served.

Quick look into today's newspaper.

Now to watch some Top of the Pops from 1994↓

Sleep Tea time...

All ready for a exciting weekend coming up....

Friday 3 February 2023

Spot The Squirrel!

"Hello, oh, great one."

"Are you talking to me or my ass?" - Artie and Larry Sanders.

Welcome to my Friday Feeling 🎈

We got up early to do the Heardles.

Heardle 60s:

My results:

Breakfast and Brew.

It might be getting warmer,

The Thermal vest is still going on.

Got ready to leave to do the final day of the week!

I give hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left the house.

I had to avoid the normal way to work as there are two sets of traffic lights.

Tried to park in the car park, but the gates were locked.

I had to turn around in the car park opposite and someone had just dumped their mini and it was a bit of pig to get around it to leave the car park.

I parked around the corner.

Winter coat, winter hat and gloves went on.

I fetched my newspaper.

Swapped it for my big stick!

Then I went to turn on my lights.

Now let's go to work...🍭

I hand out 4 BOINGs as car drivers were driving under my raised stick!

Had two Highway lorries park opposite each other on double yellow lines, causing mayham!

I finished in one piece.

On the way back home, I was stuck behind a van doing 28 m.p.h in a 40 speed limit.

When it was safe to overtake it, I did.

Back home finally!

Coffee machine put on.

So was the dish washer, followed by the washing machine!

I got down to writing yesterday's blog.

Afterwards, I looked outside, and who did I see outside?

I didn't have no soup.

I had a sandwich instead.

I actually had some post!

I went last March.

£16 to park, and the VIP was crap for how much I paid to stop in there!

Now to go do the last afternoon shift of the week.

The fun I had to try and get to work!

I was coming down the slip road, someone wouldn't move over to the other lane, so I just moved in front of it!

Then I got stuck behind a red Panda!

Doing 40 m.p.h in a 50 zone.

Then 30 in a 40 zone.

Then 20 in a 30 m.p.h.

I thought it might be going to where I am going.

It turned off just before I got to the car park \o/

Puts on the Winter coat, winter hat and winter gloves.

Goes and puts on my lights.

My friends arrive.

We were happily standing on the pavement, when two Stepfords driving their big cars were eyeing up the spot we were stood to park their cars on it. We made them a wait until I had five mins to get to my spot.

I wished my friends a good weekend.

Now to do the fun shift!

It's a pity my stick is 8 foot high, as I could reach those cars on the otherside of the road when they fail to stop!

I gave out 4 more BOINGs.

Finished in one piece.

Home time.

Brew time!

I got on writing yesterday's blog.

Someone wrote this on social media:

Husband wonders why our sex life dried up. Dates back to the Xmas he bought some "toys" but was most exited about the hood that covered my whole head except my mouth. Made me realise he doesn't find me attractive at all. Binned it. Bought myself a vibrator.

My answer to it:

Someone commented:

Council phoned. They are strictly opposed to us holding a rainbow flag. Political statement apparently. We don’t ‘DO’ political statements, we *ARE* a political statement.

Here was my response:

Send the council around to my garden. I have Rainbows everywhere: