Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess: bad drivers

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Wednesday 15 February 2023

Recovering From The Night Before!

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on - Murphy's Law

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫

*What a night we had*

Up early to do the Heardles:

Heardle 60s:

My answers:

Breakfast with Brew.

There was a ground froze last night.

Guess who didn't cover Sexy Beast up?

The thermal vest went on.

Now to do some scraping....

Gives Dr love a sloppy wet one 💓

I had some fun going to work.

One black vauxhall tries to take me on the island.

Then overtakes me and undertakes me up to the next island.

Has to stop at the traffic lights, tries to put his foot down, only stuck behind someone doing 30m.p.h, and can't overtake either.

Gets to work.

Winter coat, winter hats and winter gloves goes on.

Walks down to switch on my lights.

Gets the newspaper on the way back to Sexy Beast.

Swaps my newspaper for my big stick.

Now to turn on my other lights.

Let's go to work...🍭

One white Audi had to brake hard as she misjudged how low my stick was!

Black BMW on the other side of the road has to brake hard as she misjudged how far my stick was.

One red taxi didn't try to stop, until I slammed my stick down in the middle of the road.

I had the look of evils when I walked back to the pavement.

One small white electric car driver shook her head as I stopped her!

Finished in one piece.

Down to Morrisons to get some bits.

Then back home.

Coffee Time!

Found a shopping list in my trolley↓

Done some housework.

Put all the Valentine's things away.

Made the Chicken Dinner for tonight.

It went in the oven ready.

Liquid lunch time.

Now to leave to do afternoon shift.

I got my winter coat, winter gloves and winter hat. Turned the first set of lights on. Walked down to use the Public loos. On the way back up, A kind DPD driver let me cross over the road.

Turned on my lights and walked back up the road.

Meets up with my friends for a rabbit!

I said goodbye to my friends.

Now to do the afternoon shift.

It rained on and off.

Lots of BOINGs to give out.

I was glad to finish in one piece.

On the way home I had some fun.

One car pulled out on me, DPD Van nearly crashed in to me coming out of a junction.

Then parked up my arse on the way home!

Cup of brew time!

I put the oven on.

Now to look into today's newspaper.

US No.1 on this day in 1975:

You're No Good - Linda Ronstadt

US No.1 on this day in 1986:

Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Dr Love came home for a sloppy wet one 💋

Dished up the tea.

(Ate it too quick to take a photo)

Catch up on some Top of the Pops.

We caught up with four episodes.

My finger was on the fast button for most of the time!

Sleep Tea Time.

Coffee morning tomorrow.

Thursday 24 June 2021

Sweating Cobs...

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

- Steven Wright

Welcome to my Thursday 👍

Nice warm hugs with brew!

Breakfast.

Both kids had the day off from school.

Dressed.

I gave some sloppy wet 💋💋💋 out.

Now to leave..

It forecasted rain...

On goes the winter coat....

No lambo today :(

Some cars on the otherside of the road were failing to stop.

Then it starts to rain!

Finishes in one piece!

Back home.

Coffee time!

I searched for a 3 tier plant stand...

Found one!

Going to fetch it later on..

First to get some compost with younger son..

(No more plants!)

On the backseat of Sexy Beast.

I had a Amazon Delivery arrive...↓↓

That's the garden pots arrived!

Plus my crochet blanket arrived too.

Followed by light lunch.

The plant stand is ready to be filled up with compost and plants!

More flowers to repot tomorrow

Now to go onto the afternoon session of Lollipop.

Oh dear...

I put on my Summer Coat first.

Then it started to rain, so I put on my Winter coat....

It stopped raining and the sun came out!

Too late to change back into my Summer Coat.

More fun...

Lollipop stick was up in the air, one purple car drove under it and looked at me when she went past...

One car on the otherside failed to stop on the otherside, and didn't even notice my lollipop stick!

One BMW driver tried to speed past me,

However he had two choices...

STOP or Windscreen smacked!

He chose to stop.

Then he put his foot down after I got back on the pavement, drove 10 yards up the road with black smoke coming out of the exhaust, turned round, sped past me and parked up in the nearby car park!

I was sweating cobs in the winter coat.

Once I finished, I torn off the winter coat, and found out the temperature was 21c....

Now back home for a very ice cold lolly!

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