I'm Back Part 3!

 On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key- Scott Adams.

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫

Back to work I go today :)

But first to do the Heardles:

Heardle 60s:

My results:

Breakfast and Brew.

Thermal vest goes on as well several layers.

Now to leave the house.

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave.

I had to go a different way to work as there a two sets of traffic lights.I have had enough of traffic lights!

Gets to work, early.

Gets on my winter coat, winter hats and gloves.

Go and gets the newspaper.

My friend whose serves me asks, "Who are You?"

I laugh, and reply, "That is what my husband asks me every morning!"

Walks back to Sexy Beast.

Swaps the newspaper for my big stick!

Now to turn on my lights...

Now to go to work...🍭

I had a lot of good wishes of me being back.

One parent asked, "Where have you been for 2 weeks?"

"Ill,"I repiled.

Lots of waves from car drivers.

Only 2 BOINGs given out.

Finished in one piece.

Now back home.

Coffee machine went on.

Dish washer put on.

Got some fresh air into the house by opening all the windows!

Now for some coffee.

Now to get back onto updating the blog!

I wrote 2 up to lunch.

Light lunch time.

Time to do the afternoon shift...

Still had to go a different way to work until March!

On goes the Winter coat, winter hat, and winter gloves.

One friend comes, and is rewarded with a cup cake. My other friend arrives, and she has a cup cake.

We go and turn on my lights.

Fetched my big stick and we went off to have a good long rabbit in the square.

I haven't laughed for ages!

I said "Goodbye" to my friends.

Now to get on with afternoon shift.

I had some nice comments from parents about being back, loads of waves from car drivers.

One parent I didn't see this morning, I did see in the afternoon, driving his wife's car, and I waved at him when he went past me ;)

Two BOINGs handed out.

Finished in one piece.

Home time.

Brew time.

My nice pink woven throw arrived.

Randy was enjoying himself with it!

While I was sorting out some blog posts to publish.

A question came up on Social Media.

 My husband doesn't believe in lube or foreplay and just sticks it in dry. I have to let out a bit of wee onto him so it doesn't feel like someone's shoving a rough parsnip into me. He thinks he gets me wet all by himself

My answers to this was↓

I got a lot of likes for my answers.

I published 6 blog posts.

Hubby came home and had a sloppy wet one.💋

I played safe and a Jacket Potato with coleslaw.

Everyone else had beans with theirs.

Now to look into today's newspaper.

UK No.1 on this day in 1957:

Frankie Vaughan - Garden of Eden

UK No.1 on this day in 1986:

A-Ha - The Sun Always Shines On Tv.

UK No.1 on this day in 1997:

White Town - Your Woman.

US No.1 on this day in 1975:

The Carpenters - Please Mr Postman

We caught up with some Top Of The Pops from years gone by.

This episode was from 1979.

Then we carried on watching the news and the newspaper review.

Sleep Tea Time.

Hope it is a bit warmer tomorrow!

 

 
 

Terrible First Day Back!

 Life without you was like a broken pencil - pointless 

- Lord Blackadder to Elizabeth I, Blackadder II

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫

Back to work for me :)

Up early to do the Heardles.

60s Heardles:

My answers:

Breakfast and Brew time.

The thermal vest was put on, with lots of layers.

Now to leave the house.

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.

On goes my winter coat, gloves and hats.

Goes and gets my newspaper.

The Christmas lights are still on and looking lovely.

Swaps my newspaper for my big stick.

Goes and puts on my lights.

While I was waiting, Traffic lights suddenly appeared and were turned on. I am going to have some fun on the first day back!

Turned on my lights,

Now to start work 🍭

Oh dear, it was chaos!

Two emergency stops, the second one, wound down her window and said "She was hungry for trying not to stop!"

One car drove straight through my raised stick and nearly tapped and cracked the windowscreen.

BOINGs  one after another.

Terrible day to come back to!

I need to get rid of this stress that was building up!

Finished in one piece just about!

I go to Morrisons.

And I started to sing along with the music....

Everyone was looking at me singing along.

I got a Birthday card to a little boy whose Birthday it is tomorrow↓

Back home.

The bed bases were put out for the council to take away.

The coffee machine was put on.

Two council trucks were parked over drive.

They were starting to empty next door.

I did offer if they wanted a drink.

They refused.

I had my coffee.

I started to make tonight's tea with a dose of more singing.

Light lunch time.

As I left the house, one of the workers banged my garden arch with a bed base!

Great.

The other worker, asked me who lived there?

I told him, "My neighbour had passed away a day before the Queen in September, and the son was here until last month."

He said, "One bedroom was emptied, the other two bedrooms were full, and all the other rooms were rammed!"

"Wow," I said.

He reckons "It will take 3 days to clear the house and shed!"

I did tell him about the Greenhouse and the boxes of china in there.

I said "Goodbye," and got into Sexy Beast.

There was no room in the normal car park I use, what with the traffic lights, it took me a bit of time to get to the other car park!

Winter coat, winter hats and winter gloves went on. Turned on my lights, the traffic lights are only letting 3 cars through.

Fetched my big stick and waited for my friends to appear in the square.

We are going to have some fun with the low lying sun again!

My friends came to have a rabbit...

When it was time to start.

I said goodbye to my friends.

Hoping it wasn't going to be a bad one like this morning.

Traffic lights and low lying sun created a right bag of chaos.No traffic was moving as the traffic lights stopped working!

Then the U turns started.

Car drivers still stopping in the Keep Clear space!

I was glad to finish in one piece!

Home time.

Nice cup of brew needed!

Chilled until hubby came home.

He had a sloppy wet one 💋

Time to dish up the grub!

Yum!

Now to look in the today's newspapers.

UK No.1 on this day in 1957:

Guy Mitchell - Singing The Blues

UK No.1 on this day in 2014:

Pharrell Williams - Happy 

US No.1 on this day in 1960:

Marty Robbins - El Paso 

US No.1 on this day in 1975:

Elton John - Lucy In The Sky with Diamonds

Then I went for a hot shower.

Sleep Tea Time.

Hoping I have a better day tomorrow!