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Showing posts with label Hump of the week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hump of the week. Show all posts

Wednesday 4 October 2023

Might As Well Look At A Pinecone!

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do 
- Bill Watterson
Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫
Breakfast and Brew.
Dressed.
Now time to go to work ...🍭
Gives hubby a big hug, before I go to work.
On goes the summer coat and summer hat.
&
Big big sunglasses.
I walked down the road to turn on my lights.
I walked back up to get my big stick.
Now to turn on my other lights.
Let's go to work...🍭
One Taxi driver just ignored my Stop sign on the otherside and put his hand up when he went past. On my side of the road, I just lowered it down a bit lower, so they couldn't drive under it!
Finished in one piece.
Now down to the Co-op to get my newspaper.
I got some bits for tea on the reduced stand.
Back home.
Empties all the bins in the house as the black bin is being emptied tomorrow.
Has a hot lemsip.
Cooks the cauliflower and broccoli
Fries up the garlic, mushrooms,and onion.
Makes a cheese rue, adds it together and in the oven for later on it goes.
Now for some liquid lunch.
I chat with hubby on his dinnerbreak.
I had to leave early, as there are two groups having meetings in the Village Hall and I need a parking space.
I puts on my summer coat and summer hat.
The weather forecast said no rain.
Meets up with one friend who we walked to the Chemist.
We bumped into my late friend's son who we had a good laugh and will see his dad next week.
Walked into the chemist and my other friend was sat there waiting for a perscription for his brother-in-law.
We leave the chemist, and it starts to rain.
I go back to Sexy Beast and changes into my Winter coat.
Walks  up to turn on my lights.
Goes back to Sexy Beast, so one friend can get his coat from his car. 
We then walk down to turn on my other lights.
On the way back up we bump into our other two friends. I went and collected my big stick and came back for a rabbit in the square in the rain.
It stopped raining, five minutes before I was to start my shift.
I said goodbye to all my friends.
Then the sun came out!
I didn't have time to go and get my big big sunglasses.
The car drivers on the otherside of the road was causing problems.
I was in the middle of the road with my stick donw, and a woman driver just ignored me and carried on driving!
The car drivers on my side, had to brake hard at the last minute.
At least I survived that shift.
Home time.
I puts on the oven.
Time for a bit of a brew.
I wrote yesterday's blog post.
Hubby came back home for a special hug.
Dished up the Caulifower Cheese.
Yum!
Looked into today's newspaper.
I had to have another lemsip as I was feeling terrible :(
Blowing hot and cold.
Sore throat
Blocked nose.
I will take another Covid test tomorrow morning.
Just to be sure!
Sleep Tea time.
There will be no humping here, just feeling awful!


 


 



 




 
 

Wednesday 27 September 2023

Rainbows and Unicorns!

 If you see a bandwagon, it's too late - James Goldsmith
Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫
Breakfast and Brew.
Dressed.
Time to leave the house.
It was a bit chilly.
On goes jacket.
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋
Onto work I go.
On goes the winter coat and summer hat.
I walk down the road to turn on my lights.
Then to get out my big stick.
Now to turn on my other lights.
I walked down to my spot.
Lots of cars not stopping at all.
One car driver parked opposite on the double yellow lines.
I took his photo, he drove past me, taking a photo of me while he was driving!
Finished in one piece.
I went for coffee and chat with a good friend.
She gives me her bread and butter pudding to put into the Bake competition. 
I dropped off some prized for the upcoming raffle with the Parish Council.
Now back home.
The lovely bread and butter pudding↓
Coffee time.
Now to dye and flavour the cake.
All put into cake tins, 
&
Put in the oven.
Once all cooled down.
They were all put on top of one another.
They will be covered with fondant later on.
Liquid Lunch.
I talked to hubby on his dinnerbreak.
Then off out I go for the afternoon session.
The weather forecast said rain.
On goes those sexy lumo trousers.
On goes the winter coat, and summer hat.
I turn on one set of lights and walks down to the Charity Shop.
Has a good chat with everyone.
I said goodbye , turned on my lights, and went back to Sexy Beast to collect my big stick. 
One friend didn't come as he was waiting for the Plumber to service his boiler.I had a good rabbit with one friend.She went to work, as I waited, it started to rain.
On and off it rained.
Some parents asked, "Have you been singing again?"
I laughed and said, "No, I have been doing humming instead!"
Finished in one piece.
Home time.
The new unicorn is looking good with the rest of the unicorns.
Now to roll out some fondart!
Half way through covering the cake, when hubby appears and has a sloppy wet one 💋.
He nips out for a takeaway.
Yum!
Quick look into today's newspaper.
Back to finishing the Rainbow cake.....
Done it!
Now for sleep tea...
Too tired for any humping.....🐪




 

 




 
 

Wednesday 20 September 2023

In Need Of A Boat Soon....

Ducking for apples. Change one letter and it's the story of my life - Dorothy Parker
Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫
It is forecasting rain all day....
Sexy lumo trousers???? 
Breakfast and Brew.
Dressed.
I looked out of the window before I left and it was raining...
On goes those sexy lumo trousers....
Quick rush out to Sexy Beast.
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave.
I had to go the other way to work as the road I normally use is still shut.
Waterproof shoes, winter coat and summer coat gets put on. I walk down to put on my lights in the rain.Then I walk up the road to put the other set of lights.
 I came back to pick up my big stick.
Near my start time, I walked over to my spot in the wind and the rain. As it was right windy and a dash of rain, I didn't stick out big stick too far.
One red car just drove past it.
One BMW had a BOING for going under my raised stick!
Lots of last minute braking in the rain!
Glad to finish in one piece.
Back to Sexy Beast to take off those lumo trousers...
I went back to the Solicitors to try and get my Statutory Declaration signed.
He did ask where I got this one from.
I said "A template the Council gave me, and he signed and stamped that one!"
I signed and said some words, he then signed and stamped it.
Paid £5 for it.
Out in the rain I go.
Off to Sainsburys to get my newspaper.
Dashed and got my newspaper.
Back home in the rain I go.
Nice cup of coffee is needed.
I write yesterday's blog post up to liquid lunch.
I checked my Blink and noticed two men had looked around my house earlier!
(They didn't leave any paperwork)
I sent a email to my Housing Officer asking if the knows of any work that is going to be done to my house.
I phoned hubby on his dinner break.
It started to rain again.
On goes those sexy lumo trousers again.
It is raining really heavy.
On goes winter coat, summer hat and waterproof shoes.
I goes and turns one set of lights.
Those dark clouds are staying put!
Goes down to the Charity Shop.
Has a good yak.
Nice new sex toy to play with.....↓
Says goodbye to everyone.
Turns on my other lights.
My other friends arrive for a rabbit.
I say goodbye to my friends as I have to fetch my big stick.
Once I wait in the square to start my shift, it starts to rain again!
Lots of traffic and some cars just stopping in the Keep Clear space. So trying to get people around the parked cars was proving fun!
The rain keeps starting and stopping!
Once finished, stripped off my winter coat, summer hat and waterproof shoes!
Home time.
In need of a special brew.....
I writes one blog post from June.
Next it was to make the tea for tonight.
In goes the pasta....
Fries up some lovely stuff to go in with it.
Hubby comes back and has a sloppy wet one 💋
Tea is ready.
Yum!
I looked into today's newspaper.
Time for the spreadsheet to be opened,
and bills sorted out....
We can't clalm the cost of living £300 payment :(
We have tried to claim for cavity wall insulation from Octopus energy, we will see in 10 days time.
The time just flew after sorting out the bills.
We just caught up with news and newspaper review.
Sleep Tea time.
Off to bed with my warm hands....