Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess

I want to get as thin as my first husband's promises -  Texas Guinan Not so happy Tuesday :( I was on ill from 2am up to 6.30am. Couldn...

Everything takes longer than it should except sex - Murphy's Law Welcome to my Sunday 💖 Heardle Time: Heardle 60s: My answers: Now for ...

  The only success the mother-in-law had was with the council, selling her mince pie lids as manhole covers - Les Dawson. Welcome to my Sund...

  I once gave a waiter a tip - I told him never to step off a moving bus - Groucho Marx  Welcome to a wet Friday Feeling 🎈 Hug time! Brew w...