Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess

I've been on more laps than a napkin - Mae West Bank Holiday Monday Welcome to my Monday 🍥  Hug with brew. Breakfast. Dressed. I wanted...

The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet - Murphy's Law We enjoyed ...

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism -Norman Brenner About time it arrived↓ I was awake even before ...