One Lump Or Two?

Welcome to my Monday.

I tried to phone up my Doctor's Surgery.

Since 9am, as another lump appeared on the back of knee.

This lump was painful too touch.

So I hobbled about, kept phoning.

I had to visit A&E in the end.

To find out more about the painful lump.

4+ hours later of waiting.

The doctor pressed the painful lump.

"Does it hurt!"

I screamed very loud.

Now the result was:

I have a lovely Baker's Cyst

So no to the doggy sex position just yet! 

 

No To The 1970's Type Glasses...

Mother's Day

I have celebrated being a mum today.

It's been half sadness and happiness.

The sadness as my mum isn't around no more.

I kept her happy yesterday with flowers and gifts at her graveside.

I had cards, presents and a lovely Phalaenopsis Orchid for my Mother's Day.

I had my eyes tested at my local Tesco's Opticians

Great service,and they made my day!

Specsavers have now lost a customer!

I declined the Dame Edna type glasses

and

the late Deirdre Barlow 1970's type glasses

3 pairs of glasses under £110

Upgraded on the reading glasses.

I knew writing erotic books wouldn't be good for my eyesight!

 

 

 

 

Best Mother's Day Present So Far!

Not much of a lie-in this morning.

We are celebrating  Mother's Day weekend.

We left the house by 7.45am

I had a early Mother's Day treat.

Breakfast out!

Lovely!

Paid a visit to my mum, gifts and flowers.

In the afternoon, We visited Waitrose, Webbs and Aldi.

Had the best Mother's Day present so far....

Describes me down to a tee....

 

Time To Be In The SideSaddle For A Bit.....

At last, It's Friday

Time to put on thermal knickers and scrape the windscreen.

Two of everything I was wearing, scarves, hats and gloves.

Panic Friday starts, cars were in no hurry to stop!

Enjoyed a late breakfast with a fine filter coffee at Webb's.

Enjoyed playing with the letters at Hobbycraft

(My twitter name)

 Finally Finished the last shift of the week.

It then started to snow.

The pain was getting unbearable

 I had to visit the GP Out of Hours Service.

Dose of Antibiotics, and hopefully the lump won't move!

Best to opt for the Sidesaddle for a bit...

 

Roll On Mother's Day....

Dipped back into the past today.

After finding out about an ex-boyfriend's mum passing away last week.

I popped a card around to his house this morning.

I know what he is going through.

 As it's 3 years in May since my mum passed away.

I have got the flowers and gifts ready for my Mum's grave for Sunday.

Baked a pie for tea tonight.

It smelt nice cooking in the oven.

It's my last day on the wobbly work wheel tomorrow.

we are supposed to be having a bit of snow..

Better wheel out the snow plow!

 

Hunting The Lentil!

Welcome to Hump of the week.

Potty mouth from yesterday, kept his distance away from me.

Good!

Hunted high and low for green lentils.

As they were needed for my son's cooking lesson tomorrow.

Morrison's didn't have any, Tesco's came to the rescue.

We had a touch of Storm Jake, high winds, heavy rain, and more howling wind!)

My older son gave me a lift in his new car to JOB 1

I got out of his car and kissed the floor (Joking)

Jack didn't tell me his Scout uniform needed drying.

James's navy trousers had marks on from last week!!

I may be a good fluffy nice mum, 

But trying to read their minds......on what need doing....

That's a different story!

 

 

Meets Another Potty Mouth!!

After such a good day yesterday.

Someone with a potty mouth came along and spoiled the morning.

I was waiting in the rain, wearing the green wellies, just before I was due to start JOB 1

He pulled up over the road. His daughter got out, she waited to cross.

I shouts over to her,"I don't start until 8.15am!"

He then gets of the car, swearing very loudly!

I told him the reason.

"Who's going to cross over my f****** daughter now then???"

I said,"Ring the Council, it you got a problem!"

He wasn't having any to it.

Lots of swears came from that Potty Mouth.

He drove off, and left me to face my first shift of the day in March getting wet!

 I did have a nice surprise off Tesco via Twitter.

I nominated myself for "Born on Feb 29th" competition on Monday.

I wasn't in when they tried to deliver on Monday.

So I had the nice surprise today instead!