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Showing posts with label Benny Hill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Benny Hill. Show all posts

Tuesday 20 April 2021

Getting The Chance To......

 If you can't annoy sombody, there's little point in writing - Kingsley Amis
Welcome to my Tuesday 👉
I was glad of a warm hug with brew,
as I was still tried from yesterday!
Breakfast.
Dressed.
I got the kids up for school.
Gave eveyone their sloppy wet 💋💋💋 from me before I left the house.
Big big sunglasses back on again.
The covid-19 vaccine jabs were being given out in the hall, I still parked in the car park.
(I have permission while I do my Lollipop job)
I took off two layers before putting on my winter coat.
The sun was back out. 
I had some cars having to break sharply for me on the other side of the road!
I survived!
I popped in on the way home to pick up the newspaper.
I was asked "If I was going for a interview?"
(As I was wearing my red summer dress.)
"No, it is easy to wear and I won't get too hot wearing my winter lollipop coat, but as it's hot this afternoon, I might have to wear hardly nothing under my summer coat!" I replied.
They all laughed to that!
Back home
Coffee first...
Now to catch up with the blog...
Someone phoned about a job I went for.
This is a 8 hour cleaning job on Sundays
(6.30 -2.30pm)
I asked if you get a dinner break in it,
He will phone me back next week.
I wrote and published Sunday and Monday.
(I will write Saturday's in the next few days)
Just in time for lunch!
Once I had finished lunch.
I put the tea in the oven for later.
The sun is still shining :)
I left early to try and park in the Public Car Park, only to find it full!
I parked in the other car park.
(Where I parked in this morning)
The summer coat came out again :) 
I was sat on the bench before I started.
I chatted to some of the parents.
One parent said hi to me, I said hi back.
While doing my Lollipop job, the same parent didn't want to cross with me, instead she dragged her child over further up the road in front of moving traffic!
When I finished and going back to my car, the children in red uniform were suddenly coming out of school......
Back home to enjoy a lovely ice-cream 
&
Quick look in the newspaper
Leslie  Phillips CBE  is an English actor. He achieved prominence in the 1950s, often playing smooth, upper-class comic roles utilising his "Ding Dong" and "He-llo" catchphrases. He appeared in the Carry On and Doctor in the House film series as well as the long-running BBC radio comedy series The Navy Lark. In his later career, Phillips took on dramatic roles including providing the voice for the Sorting Hat in the Harry Potter films. 
He is 97 years old 🎈
Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill  was an English comedian, actor, singer and writer, best remembered for his television programme The Benny Hill Show, an amalgam of slapstick, burlesque, and double entendre in a format that included live comedy and filmed segments, with Hill at the focus of almost every segment.
Hill was a prominent figure in British culture for nearly four decades. His show proved to be one of the great success stories of television comedy and was among the most-watched programmes in the UK, with the audience peaking at more than 21 million in 1971. The Benny Hill Show was also exported to half the countries around the world. In 2006, Hill was voted by the British public number 17 in ITV‘s poll of TV's 50 Greatest Stars.
He sadly died aged 68 in 1992.
Now off to work..
(Hoping it's a bit better than yesterday!)
On the way, I get stuck behind a 2002 green Audi going 20 m.p.h in a 50 speed limit zone
There suddenly developed a convoy behind me.
There was no way to overtake it, so for a short while we all had to do 20 m.p.h!
I gets in a bit early to sort out my cleaning trolley.
I make sure I have enough cloths, bin bags, so I don't have to keep going to the Cleaner's Cupboard.
I had people look at the clock when I signed in.
"Just sorting out my trolley,"I replied.
They asked "Why I walked from the basement to the first floor? And didn't use the lift..."
"I do use the lift, but I fancied the walk!"I replied.
It looks like the Supervisor isn't in today.
I thought I might be able to borrow her vacuum cleaner to do some hoovering....
No Chance!
Someone was covering her shift and the vacuum was being used!
(I was told I was getting another vacuum on Thursday,
Nothing on whether I was was being paid for working over yesterday!)
As I was cleaning the handrail from the top floor to the basement, I was told I was the first to be seen do it as no one else did it!
I cleaned all the toilets on 3 floors. I made time to do the hoovering when I get vacuum.
For the third time, I was told the stairs don't need to be hoovered everyday.....!
It would be nice to get a chance to hoover something!
No sun going down tonight!
No late finish tonight. 
Gets home in the daylight!
The blue tarbards are due to be delivered tomorrow. I doubt I will get the money back for buying them....:(
I have a nice chicken tea.
I caught up with the days goings on with hubby.
I was getting tired at this point.
I enjoyed my sleep tea in bed.
The thermal vest might have to stay on tomorrow, as it is 10c cooler tomorrow...
No sweaty hump to worry about 🐫 





 
 

 

 

 

 


 



 


Thursday 21 January 2021

Making Full Use Of Kenny!

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say - Cyril Connolly
Welcome to my Thursday 👾
Brew with a hug.
Breakfast.
I got dressed, as hubby is still not well.
I got the kids up to do their on-line learning.
I went and got the newspaper early.
Got newspaper.
Back home.
Nice coffee to warm up with.
Hubby phones up his Doctors about his High Temperature.
They advise him to have a Covid Test.
While he is booking his test online to go to the near-by walk in centre.
His boss had left a "nice" message on his phone, on why he hasn't come into work, and not to think about working from home and get into the office now!
I phoned up my doctors about my 6 week cough I have got.
The Doctor phoned me back and advised me to have Covid Test.
I went on-line to book a test at the nearby walk in centre.
Now out of the house.
Now to go for Test...
We did the tests.
Hopefully hear the result tomorrow 
Once we get back home, 
Hubby goes back to bed as he is feeling not very well.
Time to get Kenny out!
To use up some bananas.
Once the banana bread is made,
It's put in the oven.
I got yesterday's blog post wrote.
I had a nice easy lunch.
Time to guess the year...
The Banana bread was ready!
My disco lights arrived \o/.
Tea at 3 with them on.
Quick look in the newspaper:
Benny Hill  was an English comedian, actor, singer and writer, best remembered for his television programme The Benny Hill Show, an amalgam of slapstick, burlesque, and double entendre in a format that included live comedy and filmed segments, with Hill at the focus of almost every segment. 
He would have been 97 years old 🎈
He died aged 68 in 1992.
Edwin Starr  was an American singer and songwriter. Starr was famous for his Norman Whitfield-produced Motown singles of the 1970s, most notably the number-one hit "War". 
He would have been 79 years old 🎈
He died aged 61 in 2003. 
John Ryan , best known by his stage name, Jack Lord, was an American television, film and Broadway actor, director and producer. He starred as Steve McGarrett in the CBS television program Hawaii Five-O, which ran from 1968 to 1980.
He died on this day in 1998 aged 77. 
Lamb meatballs with Lingine
Now to catch up with series 6 of Kitchen Nightmares Update.
With some Sleep Tea.
All ready for the Friday Feeling tomorrow 🎈


 

 

 


 

 

Tuesday 21 January 2020

How High Can I Go?

The time not to become a father is 18 years before a war - E B White
Welcome to my Tuesday🎈
I was up before the alarm went off....
It was nice to have a cup of tea and hug↓
 I gives everyone sloppy 💋💋💋
I left the house↓
 It's freezing cold↓
 The tree picture↓
 There was hardly no tanks today \o/
Some car drivers still not stopping!
I finished in one piece.
I nips to Morrisons for some bits for The Happy Place Of Work.
Then back home↓
 
 Early lunch↓
 Now to listen to my new CD↓
 I quickly nip into Dunelm to get more bits for The Happy Place Of Work↓
 Now to work with some singing along↓
Benny Hill [Alfred Hawthorn Hill], British comedian (The Benny Hill Show),would have been 96 years old 🎈
He died aged 68 in 1992
Edwin Starr (born Charles Edwin Hatcher)  was an American singer and songwriter. Starr was famous for his Norman Whitfield-produced Motown singles of the 1970s, most notably the number one hit "War".He would have been 78 years old🎈
 He died aged 61 in 2003.
Billy Ocean is a Trinidadian-English recording artist who had a string of R&B international pop hits in the 1970s and 1980s.He is 70 years old 🎈
 Jack Lord, American actor (Hawaii FIVE-O), died aged 77 in 1998.
Peggy Lee [Norma Delores Egstrom], American singer (Fever), died aged 81 in 2002
 
I look across the fields of fun↓
 
 I had a nice red face when I finished.
More singing along
Then popped back into Morrisons for more bits for The Happy Place of Work.
I dash home,
Then back to do my Lollipop job 🍭
Oh dear the low lying sun is back↓ 
 So many car drivers failed to stop it was unbelieveable.
One taxi driver went under my lollipop stick, and actually looked up to see how high my lollipop stick was in the sky.
I finished in one piece.
Gets home, gets changed.
Goes to The Happy Place Of Work,
with all the things I had bought during the day.
I finished so late, I ran out of time to make our tea.
Time for take away Pizza↓ 
 Now to burn the pizza off with work and singing along↓
  When I get back...
The rollers are really warm..
 I kick them off into the bedroom corner...
Now to use my warm hands on.....somebody...